Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

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It's a good thing tomorrow isn't Fast Sunday. I think a lot of people here in Provo had their testimonies shaken tonight.

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Come halftime I started pretending (with at least a particle of truth) that I don't even go to BYU.

(Pretty good job with the html there, by the way.)

I think that FSU tied up and hid away the real BYU Football players, replacing them with horrible-football-playing doppelgangers. It's the best logical explanation.

So I work in Florida right now, right, and my name tag has the name of my university on it. And then yesterday I, without thinking, wore a BYU shirt to and from work.

Yeah. Good times. : D