Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I loved this question and responses, especially Claudio's. I love it when people get all academic about things that don't really exist!

I'm tempted to ask for a Darth Vader vs. the Borg, even though that's a forbidden type of question.

Speaking of which, isn't this a forbidden-type question to begin with? Why was it answered?

I'm guessing because it was a legit question, not a random pairing, and because writers have shown a willingness to discuss things like the Harry Potter universe in depth.