Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

We're having a bit of a party at my house tonight. We'll be watching New Moon and bashing it mercilessly. We've done this before with Twilight, using witty comments ("Oh sure they're going to play baseball. They're going to get to first base, then second base..."), Twilight Pants ("I should go back there and rip those guys' heads off!" becomes "I should go back there and rip those guys' pants off!"), and messing with the pitch. Anyone want to come?

Can't, I've got company. Prevent Random from coming up to get me!

Sounds fun, though. When we rented Twilight I tried to go in with an open mind and still couldn't believe how stupid it was. And I've heard enough about New Moon that it must be very amusing to tear to shreds as well (oh, there's a pun intended there, it's just hard to see unless I point it out).

Don't forget to scream when Jacob comes on screen!!

I would if I didn't have to work. Won't be done until ten, so unless you're going that late....

If I can catch a ride I'll be there.

Rides will be given! Or... something. Yeah, I can drive.

sweet!