Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I like to text this one to my wife every so often:

• @}->->-----

Or this one:

• <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

(colored for extra effect)

Is that Unsinkable Sam?

Damasta wrote:Is that Unsinkable Sam?

This is a lot funnier now that I've clicked on the link. Just in case someone didn't get it and didn't click on the link. I don't know. Maybe you are all smarter than me.

I also like the unamused face -___-, shock O.O, weirded out o.O, rolling my eyes (or being hypnotized...) @.@

Special place in my heart for <3 just because I used to have an avatar that said "pi is <3" and it took me like 2 weeks to get the joke. Also it's easier to type than &hearts;

Anyway. Don't suppose any of the rest of you want to share your preferred emoticons and how you convey action. *still attached to the asterisks and can't bear to put a space there* I'm going to practice <these> maybe. But asterisks are Calvin and Hobbes approved!

C is for wrote:...weirded out o.O

Hmm...that reminds me of bunny:

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C is for wrote:...rolling my eyes (or being hypnotized...) @.@

Ah! I always wondered what that was! I thought it was like owl eyes or something like that.

(>^_^)> <(^_^<) hugs

(T_T) crying

(´∀｀) chuckling

[ = for wielding a hatchet apparently.

',:Y Intrigued duck.

bobtheenchantedone wrote:',:Y Intrigued duck.

Pure win.

Oh, and
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Drowning swimmer being chased by shark.

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