Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Welcome, Art Vandelay! I'm a big fan, probably because you know about Seinfeld and a shocking number of people don't these days.

Hello and welcome! I also use commas way too much. It's fun!

C is for wrote:I'm glad your priorities are straight.

"South Salt Lake" is the perfect answer, by the way, to say where you're from and say almost nothing about where you're from.

I thought so too. Still trying to figure out this whole secret identity thing. I'm trying to decide how much information is too much information. Reminds me of The Incredibles when Frozone is talking about all the ladies trying to learn his secret identity. Or maybe I'm just flattering myself. Yup, that's it.

Hey, I'm Stego Lily! I've been reading the board for...5 years now? I think? Holy cow. Anyway. I'd describe myself as cynically whimsical, obsessed with music, words, and the insides of people's brains, and slightly addicted to the Internet. I sing out loud to myself when I walk around campus, walk in my sleep, and collapse on the floor for dramatic effect in conversation. I also am apparently a fan of grouping my descriptions in threes.

Stego Lily wrote:Hey, I'm Stego Lily! I've been reading the board for...5 years now? I think? Holy cow. Anyway. I'd describe myself as cynically whimsical, obsessed with music, words, and the insides of people's brains, and slightly addicted to the Internet. I sing out loud to myself when I walk around campus, walk in my sleep, and collapse on the floor for dramatic effect in conversation. I also am apparently a fan of grouping my descriptions in threes.

I just want to say that I love your nym. Very appropriate in Utah.

Also, welcome!

Hello! Thanks for joining us!

Good to meet you Stego Lily!

(DL, isn't it "Sego lily?")

Fredjikrang wrote:Good to meet you Stego Lily!

(DL, isn't it "Sego lily?")

The flower? Yes. Her nym? No.

Okay. Good to get that cleared up!

Fredjikrang wrote:Okay. Good to get that cleared up!

I like the play on sego lily. It's using something very Utahan to make something not. I like it.

Dragon Lady wrote:

Stego Lily wrote:Hey, I'm Stego Lily! I've been reading the board for...5 years now? I think? Holy cow. Anyway. I'd describe myself as cynically whimsical, obsessed with music, words, and the insides of people's brains, and slightly addicted to the Internet. I sing out loud to myself when I walk around campus, walk in my sleep, and collapse on the floor for dramatic effect in conversation. I also am apparently a fan of grouping my descriptions in threes.

I just want to say that I love your nym. Very appropriate in Utah.

Also, welcome!

Aw thanks, Dragon Lady! And Fredjikrang, its Stego Lily because I like dinosaurs.

Okay, that makes more sense now! I don't know why, but I always read it "St-e-go," like sego, but with a t.

Stegosaurus is my favorite dinosaur.

I'm yayfulness. I've been reading the Board since maybe October, and I randomly ran into this site a couple days ago. And... not really sure what else to say. The Board is awesome.

yayfulness wrote:I'm yayfulness. I've been reading the Board since maybe October, and I randomly ran into this site a couple days ago. And... not really sure what else to say. The Board is awesome.

Thanks for checking us out! And for introducing yourself! It's so much easier to make you welcome if we know you're here.

Hey yayfulness! Hope you enjoy your stay!

Hello!

Hi guys. My full name is Quicksmile Sparklebreeze, but that was too long for this site, so you can call me Sparklebreeze. I’ve been reading the Board diligently for just over a year now, and have asked my fair share of questions in that time, though never under this name.

I’m studying Mechanical Engineering at BYU, but I’m not very skilled at dismantling or reassembling things. I also don't love cars or airplanes. When I grow up, I plan to devote my life to humanitarian aid. Right now my sights are set on India, but I’m not picky about where life takes me after graduation. My four year graduation plan disappeared long ago, after I discovered classes like Hindi, Polynesian Dance, and Film, but don’t tell that to my advisor.

Quicksmile Sparklebreeze is not at all a description of my personality, but rather a name from my past.

Hey, an ME! MEs are awesome. Just so you know.

Welcome!

Hello! Be prepared for your name to be shortened even more. I love nicknames. And not typing.