People who don't read the syllabus

[Craig Jessop]

Really people, read your syllabi. Every dumb question you ask on the first two days of school will likely have its answer there. When you ask when the exams are, you make the rest of us facepalm and disgrace the young adult name.

[vorpal blade]

There is a syllabus? Why didn't anyone tell me?

[ahem.]

Do all our assignments have to be typed?

[mic0]

My favorite first day quote, not about the syllabus but hilariously dumb:

"Is the current events quiz over the previous week's news or the next week's?"

[Dead Cat]

"If it's this [buying a textbook] or eating, choose eating."

I have a feeling I'm going to like this class.

[Tao]

"If it's this [buying a textbook] or eating, choose eating."

Heh, I have been in this situation before. Though at the time rent was trump, looking back, I should have withdrawn that semseter. The difficulty of your classes jumps significantly without texts.