Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I thought this was odd when I read it the other day:

Why do recently returned missionaries always throw in little statements that make it evident they just recently returned home (for example, "I just returned from being out of the country for two years. Want to guess why?")?

Mostly because I'd already listened to the podcast and heard this question read, and noticed the similarities...

I have been out of the country for a couple years(I'll give you one guess why),

So, is this merely an epic coincidence? Or is there something more...sinister going on?

I hope it's something more sinister!