Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

"To my knowledge, we've sold three of the blue shirts. Ever. So we're not likely to have pizza anytime soon."


Woah! Seriously? Like, really? No way, I don't believe it. Because, I own one of the blue shirts with the board defined--and evidently Yellow owns one. Which would mean only one other person ordered one? Can anyone bust this statistic?

Nah, I bought one of the older style ones back in the day.

Same here. I bought one from the Board directly and picked it up at a Board booth a while back. So I guess the problem is that a lot of us already had shirts, and therefore aren't buying them from wordpress.

Link: http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/59929/

Pretty sure Yellow is pretty official on this, since he's the one that set up the store and such. He says over my shoulder here that one person bought 2, so I guess we sold four. But still $4 isn't enough to buy pizza. One more buyer, though and we can have a $5 pizza! C'mon folks! Help the writers out!

(Ok, maybe not. CafePress doesn't pay out until we earn $25 or so.)

I'm only slightly offended that everyone seems to be ignoring the fact that I bought pizza for everyone at the last Board party. Brick Oven, even.

That's crazy!

I always wanted one of the old ones but was off campus and didn't want to deal with having to have it mailed to me or something complicated.

Sky Bones wrote:I'm only slightly offended that everyone seems to be ignoring the fact that I bought pizza for everyone at the last Board party. Brick Oven, even.

You didn't save me any, even though I TOLD you I'd be late. Don't worry, though. I'm only slightly offended.

I only had one piece. Don't look at me.

I know that Nanti-Smamrmemrmemmmm bought two of them from Cafepress.

He purchased two of the "kissing is just cuddling with your lips" shirts. One he gave to his then-girlfriend. The other he gave to me.

Yep.

Nanti-Sarrm, is in my ward. He lives next door to me, in fact. I see him every day.

I'll tell him you say hi, bob.

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Okay...

bobtheenchantedone wrote:...

Okay...

You sound so ... thrilled ...

The mysterious Nanti-Sarrm! I've been longing to see one in its natural habitat!

Marduk wrote:The mysterious Nanti-Sarrm! I've been longing to see one in its natural habitat!

If you'd like, I could introduce you. They are so much more lovable in the wild.

Especially when they laugh so hard that they change colors!

Dr. Smeed wrote:Especially when they laugh so hard that they change colors!

Sometimes it even happens in elders quorum!