Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Were all those doorknobs really counted? What about the large-scale counting rule? And why are only some of the buildings on campus included?

Hypatia wrote:Okay, now you are probably wondering why we left out quite a few buildings. Guess what! You all have a grand opportunity to spend...

So that's what the rest of the answer was talking about.

I think they were feeling generous.

Kissables wrote:Were all those doorknobs really counted? What about the large-scale counting rule? And why are only some of the buildings on campus included?

I dare you to find documented evidence of the large-scale counting rule being currently in effect.

That said, if we get them too frequently, it may come back. We don't mind doing extremely awesome things like this every once in a while, but as you can imagine, it does take a ton of work. Things that take a ton of work can be disheartening when you're not getting paid for them. So please, don't abuse the privilege.

Yellow wrote:So please, don't abuse the privilege.

Amen. If you guys abuse the privilege, we will hunt you down and we will slay you.

(P.S. Someone tried to abuse the privilege this morning. They were slain.)

Those doorknobs were really counted. I was not kidding about being in trouble in the ASB; people don't like their doorknobs being counted!

Also, amen to what Yellow said. Large-scale counting questions are really not fun more than once a lifetime.

But despite all these warnings, we still like you guys.

Just didn't want things to get too doom'n'gloom in here.

I'm just impressed you guys decided it was fun once in a lifetime. Because it is spectacularly impressive when you do. I thought it was hilarious that you are leaving some up to the readers. I would help, if I ever went to campus again. Good luck!

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And Dragon Lady saves the day, as always!

Gimgimno wrote:

Yellow wrote:So please, don't abuse the privilege.

Amen. If you guys abuse the privilege, we will hunt you down and we will slay you.

(P.S. Someone tried to abuse the privilege this morning. They were slain.)

It's true. I slained them and put them in the basement, which I DO have access to if you were wondering.

The Sentry wrote:

Gimgimno wrote:

Yellow wrote:So please, don't abuse the privilege.

Amen. If you guys abuse the privilege, we will hunt you down and we will slay you.

(P.S. Someone tried to abuse the privilege this morning. They were slain.)

It's true. I slained them and put them in the basement, which I DO have access to if you were wondering.

I knew that room down there with the windows was creepy! But I was told all the past … BYU Presidents? Prophets? Some one like that… was actually buried there. Oh no… don't tell me that's who you slain.

Maybe I should know this . . . which basement are we talking about storing slain bodies in? None of these people have also been flirted, have they? Unless you count flirting with disaster . . .

In the basement of the HBLL.

Which I DO have access to if case you were wondering.

The Sentry wrote:Which I DO have access to if case you were wondering.

You seem rather … sensitive about this. I loved your hover text in the desk counting question.

I just want people to know the real deal, 'dassall.

Someone told me that the Sentry doesn't have access to the HBLL basement. Isn't that sad?

*ducks*

I DO, in case you were wondering.

Really?!? Why didn't you just say so?

*Facepalm*