Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I figured since we had only a few winners from "Favorite of the Week" and "Favorite of the Day" posts, we might as well throw them in as a Contest of Champions. All the winners from polls in September, including any ties for first (and one second place finish from an evenly matched week), are included in the poll.

Monkey #13 Applications

Which 3 states should we get rid of?

What is the frequency at which gerbil hair melts into purple font sizes?

"Fat" Roommates

Obsolete Internet

Harry Potter's Grandparents (I know this one was one vote short of a tie, but that was a pretty evenly split poll, so I threw this one in)

Which Monkeys are you?

Orange Hot Cocoa

The Police

Favorite Word Not In Webster's

Gotta go with the gerbil thing. I mean, come on. That was clever. Humble Master's response, I mean. Having been backed into a corner, Humble Master thought hard, typed harder, and waltzed away gracefully. Or at least that's the feeling I get from his response. It made my day.

Thanks, bobtheenchantedone, your response just now made my day. I sort of opened the door for that ridiculous question (having posed it as a hypothetical question in an answer the day before), so I felt I had to offer some sort of response. And, for reason's that are beyond me, Dr. Seuss's Tweedle Beetle Battle was in my head when I sat down to write my answer.