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Dragon Lady wrote:

krebscout wrote:My two year old will be the death of me.

I hear ya. Maybe it's something in the air?

Is she two now? How far apart will your little ones be?

In other news, I just got the best possible thing in the mail from Whistler, and you all need to know how cool she is. I miss my Provo friends so much right now. I went on Facebook and looked at old pictures of the group, and I've decided to buy up a housing development so we can all be neighbors and our kids can play kick-the-can in the street together. You're all invited.

krebscout wrote:

Dragon Lady wrote:

krebscout wrote:My two year old will be the death of me.

I hear ya. Maybe it's something in the air?

Is she two now? How far apart will your little ones be?

In other news, I just got the best possible thing in the mail from Whistler, and you all need to know how cool she is. I miss my Provo friends so much right now. I went on Facebook and looked at old pictures of the group, and I've decided to buy up a housing development so we can all be neighbors and our kids can play kick-the-can in the street together. You're all invited.

Done. I'll run the branch library.

krebscout, Dragon Baby just turned two last week. She and Baby 2.0 will be about 2 years, 8 months apart.

And I vote that the housing development includes plenty of land and parks and playgrounds.

Oooh, ooh, I'll run the local restuarant!

I can be the pediatrician!

This is sounding like the best housing development, ever.

But here's the real question. Where are we gonna put it? Where would we all be happy? I'm gonna vote for Utah, but I get the feeling that's gonna be nixed.

If Utah is out, I vote California! I love me some beaches. And I could work for Disney and get us all in free or cheap.

But that takes away the chance of having lots of land. Unless someone in here suddenly becomes a multi-billionaire… (This is the biggest reason Yellow isn't applying for a job at Apple. We just don't want the expense of Cali. We wouldn't be able to afford the size of house/lot we'd want.)

DL, clearly I am a multi-billionaire in this scenario.

we could take over some ghost town!

Count me in. I'll teach high school as long as someone else takes English/history. I've got math, science, and music down. Anyone else up for some educating? If not I might be able to get Hermia to come with us too.

Indefinite Integral wrote:Count me in. I'll teach high school as long as someone else takes English/history. I've got math, science, and music down. Anyone else up for some educating? If not I might be able to get Hermia to come with us too.

I volunteer D.A.R.E. to teach history and I can at least help with English. And if we live somewhere cold, I volunteer Dragon Lady to make us all hats.

Uh, Bob, I'm nixing anywhere close to Disney. Sorry. Also, I nominate me to teach English.

Katya wrote:

Indefinite Integral wrote:Count me in. I'll teach high school as long as someone else takes English/history. I've got math, science, and music down. Anyone else up for some educating? If not I might be able to get Hermia to come with us too.

I volunteer D.A.R.E. to teach history and I can at least help with English. And if we live somewhere cold, I volunteer Dragon Lady to make us all hats.

And Katya can make all our babies stockings! And we can split the scarves. But I vote for a long enough growing season for fruit trees and a good garden. I'll contribute apple pies all year if I can get a few good apple trees.

(Also, mods? This is getting entirely too unrandom. Can it get a new thread?)

*Edited twice for stupid typos.

I would, but I don't have moderator priviledges in this topic. Plus, C is for likes to split threads.

DL, I second that idea. We'll have to have lots of tomato plants as well; I'll make salsas and marinaras and coulis year round.

Marduk wrote:I would, but I don't have moderator priviledges in this topic. Plus, C is for likes to split threads.

DL, I second that idea. We'll have to have lots of tomato plants as well; I'll make salsas and marinaras and coulis year round.

We just planted maybe 5 or 6 tomato plants. So if you want to make me some marinaras this summer, my kitchen is always open.

I'll teach home economics and Seminary. I could also help out with English, Spanish, math, or music if needed.

I can teach astronomy.

I can be the designated topic splitter.