Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 7:15 pm
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Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:52 pm
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Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 11:11 pm
Every time I see a post from this account, I think it's spam, until I realize that the quotes are at least funny. Even if they're not from members of this board.
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:50 pm
Or the whole quote,Katya wrote:I'm disappointed it's not your gallstone.
"I'm disappointed it's not your gallstone. I was going to throw you a gallstone shower."
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 8:43 am
Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Or the whole quote,Katya wrote:I'm disappointed it's not your gallstone.
"I'm disappointed it's not your gallstone. I was going to throw you a gallstone shower."
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2013 12:13 pm
Irrelevant Board Writer, c/o Anne"I want a cat," "You are stupid, here are some good dog breeds."
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Sun Sep 29, 2013 11:23 pm
Conceal O'Canth wrote:Is the word for "unicorn" slang for anything bad in Russian? Nope.
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:45 am
The Entropy Ninja wrote:Congratulations! You're probably not a raging narcissist!
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 3:54 pm
"Do not use Victoza if you are allergic to Victoza" -Commercial for Victoza, yet another pharmaceutical product
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:32 pm
Seeing that ad made me yell a long drawn out "Victoza!" because it reminded me of this bit from The Simpsons where McBain yells "Mendoza!"Digit wrote:"Do not use Victoza if you are allergic to Victoza" -Commercial for Victoza, yet another pharmaceutical product
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 1:43 pm
"If you need a revelation about what salad fork your kids should use, you have maje problems." - Portia
And the following comments about salad forks are all winners, too.
And the following comments about salad forks are all winners, too.
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 5:37 pm
Jon Stewart wrote:Grammar: It's the rules what make your mouth feel dumb.
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:02 am
Babies and cats die and leave you but squashes are forever.
Concorde
Concorde
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2013 1:12 pm
bobtheenchantedone wrote: I think my camera does add ten pounds. To my boobs.
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 1:06 am
Yellow wrote:But first I will do dishes. Because that is the manly and priesthoodly thing to do. Yes, I am in the kitchen.
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 12:49 pm
Concorde wrote:If I think someone is super cute, I'll hold eye contact for such an inappropriately long length of time, they'll never want to talk to me again.
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 12:53 pm
Be aggressive with newsprint. It works.
Concorde
Concorde
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:37 pm
"[...] literary monogamy baffles me" -Portia
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 3:45 pm
We could have up to a third of our conversation in Doctor Who references. That's a bit much.
Tally
Tally
Re: mb title bar nominations
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 10:01 pm
Aww, you beat me to it!Portia wrote:Be aggressive with newsprint. It works.
Concorde