Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

(inspired by the random thread. contribute your own!)

Upon my death, I leave

remembering to press "C" to Architect of Will
my typical clause length to Rating Pending
a Book of Mormon from a hotel room to The Black Sheep
a juicy steak to Eirene
a decent baby name to Bronco Mendenhall

Thank you! It can join the last Book of Mormon my apartment received when we were tracted into by missionaries. We didn't know what to do with it and now it's sort of awkwardly placed on the refrigerator.

Also, y'all, it's my number one goal on this forum, nay, IN LIFE, to not get too angsty about the church thing. Please rein me in if need be.

TheBlackSheep wrote:Also, y'all, it's my number one goal on this forum, nay, IN LIFE, to not get too angsty about the church thing. Please rein me in if need be.

Is there an emoticon for reassurance? (You're doing OK.)

Katya wrote:

TheBlackSheep wrote:Also, y'all, it's my number one goal on this forum, nay, IN LIFE, to not get too angsty about the church thing. Please rein me in if need be.

Is there an emoticon for reassurance? (You're doing OK.)

Always wondered what this was for. Maybe that's the re-assurance emoticon.

I don't know what that means, but thank you!

Architect wrote:I don't know what that means, but thank you!

Two words: space alert

hahahahaha yes. especially to look out the window as aliens commandeer the ship.