I Dreamed a Dream

[Emiliana]

Last night I dreamed that I was in a composition class where the teacher had given some completely unreasonable photography assignment. When I asked her what in the world the assignment had to do with composition, she laughed and said, "Oh, nothing much!" I was about to get on the board and ask what type of school authority I could appeal to about this, when I remembered that I wasn't actually in school anymore and thus was probably dreaming.

[Katya]

I dreamed that I deeply offended the Deaf community when they misinterpreted something I said as being dismissive of ASL. (As if!) And then four of my teeth fell out in pieces and they were strange and brown looking and I needed to find a doctor to put them back in.

[mic0]

I dreamed that I deeply offended the Deaf community when they misinterpreted something I said as being dismissive of ASL. (As if!) And then four of my teeth fell out in pieces and they were strange and brown looking and I needed to find a doctor to put them back in.

And that's why we need to respect everybody and not offend them!

[Whistler]

I dreamt I gave birth to a baby with a bunch of birth defects.

[Katya]

I dreamed that I deeply offended the Deaf community when they misinterpreted something I said as being dismissive of ASL. (As if!) And then four of my teeth fell out in pieces and they were strange and brown looking and I needed to find a doctor to put them back in.

And that's why we need to respect everybody and not offend them!

Seriously! Don't mess.

[bobtheenchantedone]

One of my recent dreams had Jeffrey Dahmer in it. No idea why.

[Genuine Article]

I had that dream where my car drives into the water and I try not to panic while I'm sinking deeper and deeper.

[Dead Cat]

I was on a quest that had something to do with Queen Victoria, my dad had a Doppelganger, and my mom sold her still pretty new car and bought another one while I wasn't looking. And something exploded somewhere in there.

[Portia]

Craig Jessop (of this board, that is) was in my dream last night. Hi, Craig!

[Giovanni Schwartz]

Wow! We're just dream-jacking fools!

[Craig Jessop]

Craig Jessop (of this board, that is) was in my dream last night. Hi, Craig!

Do you even remember what I look like?

[Portia]

Craig Jessop (of this board, that is) was in my dream last night. Hi, Craig!

Do you even remember what I look like?

Yes indeed.

[Craig Jessop]

Craig Jessop (of this board, that is) was in my dream last night. Hi, Craig!

Do you even remember what I look like?

Yes indeed.

Well color me impressed. I remember you wore skirts and had freckles.

[Portia]

Well color me impressed. I remember you wore skirts and had freckles.

Check and check. (Red dress with small white hearts, in fact.) I'd consider you good-looking, so of course I remember. ;)

[Craig Jessop]

So last night I dreamed that MSJ and I went on a date, and that we were totally compatible.

[Portia]

So last night I dreamed that MSJ and I went on a date, and that we were totally compatible.

See in my dream you and I were just making out. No word on whether we were personally compatible in dream-land. Way to horn in on my dream territory, MSJ! ;)

[Giovanni Schwartz]

I find this conversation incredibly awkward.

[Katya]

I find this conversation incredibly awkward.

I think it's a toss-up between this thread and the other one.

[Giovanni Schwartz]

In the other thread, it's not my brother doing the making out.

[Katya]

In the other thread, it's not my brother doing the making out.

Good point.