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I hope it's an accurate likeness... It's the best I could do on short notice.

I know, right?

I would never have been willing to answer that question. And she did a great job.

There is an infinite amount of love in my heart right now for you, Gi. ^_^

Also, I'm happy that people know I'm a girl. I mean, I guess I answer enough girly questions that it wouldn't be hard to figure out, but still.

Yeah no. You definitely came across as a girl to me from the very start. And I think you mentioned it specifically somewhere at some point.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Yeah no. You definitely came across as a girl to me from the very start. And I think you mentioned it specifically somewhere at some point.

Heh, yayfulness said the same thing to me when I asked him.

...I think I have mentioned it on the Board Board before, but not on the Board. I kind of wanted to keep my real human life not super connected to my internet life (avoid talking about gender, age, major, etc), but the only secrets I can keep are other people's and I'm kind of a really, really open book. Plus I like answering the girl questions. And the music questions. And the Korea questions. And questions about Utah. And I'm basically the second-most stalkable Board writer there is, I have just figured out.

Is the first-most-stalkable me? The sophomore Canadian who's totally-not-waiting-for-a-missionary and is a science nerd? Haha. There's 264 Canadians as of 2011, so assuming an equal distribution across years and gender, that's like 33 female sophomore Canadians.

Zedability wrote:Is the first-most-stalkable me?

Okay, maybe we're tied. But there's still one more-stalkable than us. One that I found on my own in like five minutes. We talked about this last Board party, I thought...

Last Board party, there were always at least three conversations going on at once. I have no idea who you're talking about, but my stalking skills have been kind of latent recently.

Anyone who knows my home state could probably figure out who I am ridiculously easily. (If they already knew me. If not, good luck! They'll need it.)

I dunno, yay. I found you pretty easy to stalk.

But, ya know, I stopped my stalking days so much. I still know most of the old writers, but apparently they all know me, too. Which is fine.

I'm FB friends with most of you people on here. If any of the rest of you can figure me out, go ahead and add me.

Bah. Thanks for spoiling my anonymity, brother. Although if any of you added me, I'd probably add you back.

Craig Jessop wrote:I'm FB friends with most of you people on here. If any of the rest of you can figure me out, go ahead and add me.

We used to be Facebook friends until you pruned me. I don't know that I can ever forgive you.

krebscout wrote:

Craig Jessop wrote:I'm FB friends with most of you people on here. If any of the rest of you can figure me out, go ahead and add me.

We used to be Facebook friends until you pruned me. I don't know that I can ever forgive you.

Yeah, I commit Facebook genocide pretty regularly. If I didn't I'd have around 1200-ish friends, and who wants that many? No offense to you, or to former ward members, or to missionaries I knew, or to... pretty much anybody.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:I dunno, yay. I found you pretty easy to stalk.

It does help that you served your mission with one of my best friends, and said friend has less than 200 Facebook friends.

Well, that, and you told me.

True. That does make it a bit easier.

The question, then, is does that even count as stalking?

If I ever need/want to find out who any of you are I just ask my old roommate. She does my stalking for me. I know how to find people out, I just usually don't.

I don't really care to stalk people. Not knowing is part of the fun.

Haha, just reminded myself of the Big Bang Theory. Penny: "Not knowing is part of the fun!" Sheldon: "Was that the motto of your community college?"

I can proudly say I've been stalk-free since July 2010.