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Anyone have other weird dreams they want to share?

I don't know if I'll ever be free of the school dreams Maven described. In them I have like an hour to try and learn my entire course before the final, and I usually end up being horrified, then frustrated as I try to learn a single principle. Who knows if I even get that one question right.

I wanted to link to this on the Board, but it had bad language

Yeah ... I've been out of school 3 1/2 years, and I still have that same nightmare. Sorry, Maven.

I have a disturbing amount of dreams about kissing or cuddling with boys for someone who's never had a boyfriend. Especially when the dreams include random guys who are in my classes or in my ward.

I still have dreams that I'm a waitress, though I quit that job in 2003. And I often have high school dreams, usually about registering for classes and the first day of school, even though I graduated in 2001. Apparently those two life events were critical in my life? I don't have dreams about other dreams or college.

I still dream all the time about my high school crush, whom I've seen once, in passing, since he got back from his mission (in '08 or so). ALL THE TIME.

I have a recurring dream where I'm worried I got a secret marriage with one of my exes and we have to secretly get divorced. Then I can't remember who I'm actually married to.

I used to have dreams that I was marrying an old crush -- not a particular crush, just any of them (d thaand there were lots). Fortunately I haven't that dream since I got engaged, or it would be even freakier.

Aw man... I forgot about this completely, so I didn't include it in an answer.