Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

https://theboard.byu.edu/questions/69661/

Mad props to Concealocanth for giving me the answer I was totally looking for. (I, indeed, was the asker of this question.)

When I was dating my wife (I still am dating her, post vows), she licked me before we had ever kissed. Well, the lick led to kissing that night, but whatev (I blame(thank) the salsa).