Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Linguistics04 wrote:Ouch.. Dated two girls that wrote for the 100 hr
board. They were two of the most intelligent, yet most disturbed women I have ever met. I swear that last girl was one of them, because of her thoughts on telling guys what you really think.

Portia wrote:Yog, your OP broke the syntax part of my brain.

Yog in Neverland wrote: It *was* 4-something in the morning. It makes sense for it to not make sense.

And everyone, I think that I must have been insane. I would have more *memories* of this if it were a real thing. But I still feel like it was a real thing...

10:20am
Yog:
Nathan. Important Question

10:21am
Pilgrim:
Yog.

10:22am
Yog:
http://www.theboardboard.org/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=2800
this.
this is my question.
it's been driving me crazy

10:22am
Pilgrim:
hahahahahaha

10:23am
Yog:
IT'S REAL I SWEAR
it was like, mostly mathy people from what I remember
they were alllllllwayyyyss complaining about how the 100 hour board didn't answer the mathy questions totally right because they were "all english majors"

10:23am
Pilgrim:
I think you're insane

10:23am
Yog:
I don't remember how it worked but it wasn't hard to be allowed to answer questions
NO
I SWEAR
IT IS REAL

10:23am
Pilgrim:
like when my sister woke up when she was 16 and thought she was pregnant for like 3 hours

10:24am
Yog:
NO
IT IS REAL

10:24am
Pilgrim:
and wondering why she didn't remember having had sex before

10:24am
Yog:
haaahahhaha

10:24am
Pilgrim:
I think the caps lock on your computer proves that you're a bit off your rocker still and in dream land

10:24am
Yog:
No~
It is true
It is true!!!
It HAS to be true!

10:25am
Pilgrim:
you're only proving my point

10:25am
Yog:
It wasn't even in my dream!
It is real!
I promise!

10:25am
Pilgrim:
keep telling yourself that, hun
but for now I need to get to class.

10:26am
Yog:
okay
fine
leave me
in confused misery

10:26am
Pilgrim:
COME BACK TO REAL LIFE
see ya

10:26am
Yog:
bye!

1:09pm
Yog:
the more I think about this
the more it seems like it really was a real thing
but at the same time
why do I not remember the website name?
this is making 3% sense and 97% nonsense.
I'm still pretty sure that it really was a thing, but what WAS it????

S.A.M. wrote:As for Pilgrim doubting your sanity, see this from board question 66069.

Pilgrim wrote:The following has been copied and pasted from my chat history, without Yog's permission.

Yog in Neverland wrote: Pilgrim. What have you done. The sacred code of the brotherhood. It is lying on the floor, in pieces.

UffishThought wrote:Hee. My old roommate, Genuine's little sister, had some great sleep confusion.

One night, after having been asleep 2 or 3 hours already, she told me that she couldn't sleep. "I have hotfoot. I'm a Hotfoot Duck!" When I asked her what that was, she said "oh, you know, like Darkwing Duck. But with hotfoot!" I accused her of being still asleep, she said she wasn't, and I told her the fact that she thought that "Hotfoot Duck" was a hilarious joke proved she wasn't firing on all cylinders. Still trying to prove how awake she was, she indignantly replied "it's not a joke! It's a social commentary!"

Other gems include the time she woke up to say "nudity?" And then realizing she'd said it out of nowhere, tried to justify herself with ". . . is that what was just said?" No, it was not. It has been dead silent in this room for hours.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Wait, GA, you wouldn't happen to have a non-anonymous blog about you and your husband sleeping, would you?

Genuine Article wrote:

UffishThought wrote:Hee. My old roommate, Genuine's little sister, had some great sleep confusion.

One night, after having been asleep 2 or 3 hours already, she told me that she couldn't sleep. "I have hotfoot. I'm a Hotfoot Duck!" When I asked her what that was, she said "oh, you know, like Darkwing Duck. But with hotfoot!" I accused her of being still asleep, she said she wasn't, and I told her the fact that she thought that "Hotfoot Duck" was a hilarious joke proved she wasn't firing on all cylinders. Still trying to prove how awake she was, she indignantly replied "it's not a joke! It's a social commentary!"

Other gems include the time she woke up to say "nudity?" And then realizing she'd said it out of nowhere, tried to justify herself with ". . . is that what was just said?" No, it was not. It has been dead silent in this room for hours.

This had me in stitches, especially the social commentary bit.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Wait, GA, you wouldn't happen to have a non-anonymous blog about you and your husband sleeping, would you?

Yup, that's us. We haven't posted on it in forever, partly because I keep forgetting to write down our funny conversations, but then also because they wouldn't make sense to anyone else, or they'd be hard to explain without making one or both of sound like terrible people. We had this hilarious exchange a few weeks ago that revolved around getting hit in the face, which out of context just sounded abusive, so I didn't know how to write it up, and now I've mostly forgotten what it was.

Emiliana wrote:Oh hey, I know who you are, GA. Your blog showed up on my recommended feeds on google reader once...

Genuine Article wrote:

Emiliana wrote:Oh hey, I know who you are, GA. Your blog showed up on my recommended feeds on google reader once...

Cool! If you have a blog you should definitely let me know. You too Gio.