Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/70334/

I would just like to say that going up to someone that you truly haven't even spoken one word to and kissing them could quite likely be considered sexual assault and many people would not welcome it and might respond very badly to it. It really might work out better to change your bucket list item to "kiss a brief acquaintance," even though you specifically said that isn't what you want, because at least that way you can actually find out for sure that they aren't married or otherwise involved and maybe get a sense of whether or not they would react well to you kissing them.

Personally, I would be really disturbed if someone just came up to me and kissed me (and I really like kissing). But I did have a guy kiss me once quite randomly after chatting with me for a brief time (and I never saw him again and I don't even know his last name), and while it's not something I would make a habit out of, it worked out well in that particular situation and it's a good memory.

A man kissed me in a China! One of my favorite and weirdest memories. i can type it up later if anyone's interested.

Any random stranger or acquaintance who kisses me is getting slapped. Partly because I've always wanted to slap someone but it's never felt justified.

Zedability wrote:Any random stranger or acquaintance who kisses me is getting slapped. Partly because I've always wanted to slap someone but it's never felt justified.

Sounds like you and the asker can be mutually beneficial to each other.

Doesn't Smurf Blue Snuggie post on here sometimes? We could probably arrange to get the two of you together somehow and make both of your wildest dreams come true!

Dude better be able to quote the last two full minutes of Casablance, 'sall I'm sayin'.

NerdGirl wrote:Doesn't Smurf Blue Snuggie post on here sometimes? We could probably arrange to get the two of you together somehow and make both of your wildest dreams come true!

Seeing as I know both of them, I could probably arrange a meeting, but something tells me that Smurf had man-strangers in mind when she asked that question.

yayfulness wrote:

NerdGirl wrote:Doesn't Smurf Blue Snuggie post on here sometimes? We could probably arrange to get the two of you together somehow and make both of your wildest dreams come true!

Seeing as I know both of them, I could probably arrange a meeting, but something tells me that Smurf had man-strangers in mind when she asked that question.

Good point, but it could still make Zedability's wildest dream come true!

Wow. My vote for raciest thread of the year.

Two board girls kissing each other? That makes THREE people's wildest dream come true...

If this is the raciest thread of the year, we really need to try harder next year.

NerdGirl wrote:If this is the raciest thread of the year, we really need to try harder next year.

.... That's what she said?

(Taking racier to the next level for 2012!)

Next year is 2013...

Zedability wrote:Next year is 2013...

Maybe in Canada. Where mountains are West.

Zedability wrote:Next year is 2013...

My post was in 2012.... forget it.

It's actually still 1998 here in Canada.

NerdGirl wrote:It's actually still 1998 here in Canada.

Did anyone try this on New Year's Eve? Plant one on a high school crush's surprisingly hot younger/older brother at the stroke of midnight? Touch any elbows in Times Square? Find out his last name via Facebook stalking? It's our one vestige of Twelfth Night in modern culture.