Portia's Treasure Hunt
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That was fun
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I tried checking out a book about squirrels this morning. Either it wasn't you,or you didn't notice the front cover.....
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PM me so we can verify that you know where I am.squirrel wrote:I tried checking out a book about squirrels this morning. Either it wasn't you,or you didn't notice the front cover.....
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For some reason my PM's are staying in my outbox. You'reat the place that thelast clue said you'd be. I took a super long time getting my ID card out. I'm wearing a sparkly striped sweater.
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You should get as many books about squirrels as you possibly can and check them all out one at a time. And then, after you run out of those, you can get ones that say the word "Portia" in the title or the author's name.
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Gio- i like the way you think
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Giovanni Schwartz wrote:You should get as many books about squirrels as you possibly can and check them all out one at a time. And then, after you run out of those, you can get ones that say the word "Portia" in the title or the author's name.
This ... this is awesome. Put bags on our heads and I think you have a Board PSA video.
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! I have no idea if you are being sarcastic or not, but I want to do it!! Who wants to be the camera-werf?!
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Your lack of sarcasm-detection means that Zed won't be able to date you. Of course I'm trying to arrange her marriage, so it may be all for the best.squirrel wrote:! I have no idea if you are being sarcastic or not, but I want to do it!! Who wants to be the camera-werf?!
I may be able to set something up.
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I would be able to date them, they just wouldn't be able to date me. There would be way too many hurt feelings.Portia wrote:Your lack of sarcasm-detection means that Zed won't be able to date you. Of course I'm trying to arrange her marriage, so it may be all for the best.squirrel wrote:! I have no idea if you are being sarcastic or not, but I want to do it!! Who wants to be the camera-werf?!
I may be able to set something up.
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I'm fine with sarcasm. I don't get my feelings hurt by it. I'm just really bad at detecting it without voice intonation telling me it's sarcasm. But that's WAAAAYYY beside the point because I would never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever date Zed. Nothing personal, but I'm not interested in dating someone of my same gender. I'm a girl, peopleZedability wrote:I would be able to date them, they just wouldn't be able to date me. There would be way too many hurt feelings.Portia wrote:Your lack of sarcasm-detection means that Zed won't be able to date you. Of course I'm trying to arrange her marriage, so it may be all for the best.squirrel wrote:! I have no idea if you are being sarcastic or not, but I want to do it!! Who wants to be the camera-werf?!
I may be able to set something up.
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I'm aware of your gender. And that you're both straight. Doesn't mean I might not try to set you two up. It'd be purely of convenience, you see, she needs the citizenship.
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Your government doesn't do same-sex green card relationships. Only straight people get to cheat the system.Portia wrote:I'm aware of your gender. And that you're both straight. Doesn't mean I might not try to set you two up. It'd be purely of convenience, you see, she needs the citizenship.
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Curses, foiled again! Can Squirrel cheat the Canadian system?Zedability wrote:Your government doesn't do same-sex green card relationships. Only straight people get to cheat the system.Portia wrote:I'm aware of your gender. And that you're both straight. Doesn't mean I might not try to set you two up. It'd be purely of convenience, you see, she needs the citizenship.
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Well, seeing as same-sex marriage is legal in Canada, and you can sponsor your spouse, I'm going to say that would be possible.Portia wrote:Curses, foiled again! Can Squirrel cheat the Canadian system?Zedability wrote:Your government doesn't do same-sex green card relationships. Only straight people get to cheat the system.Portia wrote:I'm aware of your gender. And that you're both straight. Doesn't mean I might not try to set you two up. It'd be purely of convenience, you see, she needs the citizenship.
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Zed, come marry me for your green card. I'm sure the government will be okay with it.
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Portia-Why not set Zed up with Gimgimno? Isn't he supposed to be a cutie? That'd work, assuming Gim's not Canadian. And it would make for some lovely banter here on the board board, and some very interesting posts on the Board.
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Or go for Gio.
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Well, my plan B after M has recently found a girlfriend... =P
A green-card relationship would be kind of backwards for me. I'm not willing to put up with the hassle of contriving a marriage in order to live in America; I'd be willing to put up with the hassle of living in America in order to enjoy a marriage. (And yeah, we could live in Canada, but since I'm going to school in the USA, I think it's more likely that I'd end up here.)
A green-card relationship would be kind of backwards for me. I'm not willing to put up with the hassle of contriving a marriage in order to live in America; I'd be willing to put up with the hassle of living in America in order to enjoy a marriage. (And yeah, we could live in Canada, but since I'm going to school in the USA, I think it's more likely that I'd end up here.)
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Dude, do you even read the board? I'm setting her up with Matt Meese. Obviously.squirrel wrote:Portia-Why not set Zed up with Gimgimno? Isn't he supposed to be a cutie? That'd work, assuming Gim's not Canadian. And it would make for some lovely banter here on the board board, and some very interesting posts on the Board.