Library Chat People

[bobtheenchantedone]

Nah, I'm not a BYU student. I go to a far better school.

Lies! What other school has the 100 hour board, BYU info, library chat, and the board board? None, hence there can be no better schools.

The bb is run by people who are not BYU students... (well, not entirely, but at least half.)

[Marduk]

well, by definition, no other school has BYU info.

Also, the board board is not affiliated with BYU.

[Portia]

Love is a many-splendored thing. Let's have a grand ol' Arizona party with me, My Future Husband, Zed's Future Husband, Gio, Gio's Future Date, Uffish (she's cooler than everyone but one on this list, but she is from Arizona). I vote Gio hosts.

[Giovanni Schwartz]

Ha. I'm all for it. Is Uffish my future date, or did I interpret that grammatically incorrectly?

[mic0]

Isn't your future date squirrel?? What a playa!

[Giovanni Schwartz]

I am Mormon. Therefore, I am polygamist. Therefore, I can date Uffish and squirrel and anyone else who's interested at the same time.

You can call me polygadater.

[mic0]

That sounds like some bizarre alligator. In other words, I love it.

And, in other other words, can I vent real quick here? Someone made a really stupid Mormon joke in my linguistics class today. They tried to make a pun from "polysemous" and then relate it to "polygamy" and something something "maybe if I was Mormon!!" It wasn't even clever.

[UffishThought]

We might be a triple-date with Zed's future husband, since I didn't see Zed on that list. More men for me!

Oh, we already made this joke. Dang.

[Marduk]

Nah, polyandry is totally a different joke. You're good.

[Squirrel]

Squirrel, dearest, if you by some stroke of fate are in AZ like... ever? this is me officially asking you on a date.

I actually had to blink really fast for this one. Gio--thanks. thanks to everybody. I feel so loved. I'm going through a pretty tough time right now. I really needed this. I feel like a group hug is in order.

*virtual group hug*

[Giovanni Schwartz]

*hugz*

[Giovanni Schwartz]

Wait, why did I become "Never Coming Back?" with squirrel?

[Giovanni Schwartz]

oh, and now it's gone.

[UffishThought]

Yessssss. You can be my date too, Marduk, just for that.

Also, I'm excited I'm cool. I feel like I need a tiara and a sash that says "second coolest on the AZ group date!"

[Giovanni Schwartz]

Only if you actually make it to AZ for said group date.

Estimated Time of Arrival: This could go hand in hand with geohashing, methinks.

[UffishThought]

Hey, Gio, where are you in AZ, anyway?
Fact: Tucson is better.
I'm glad we had this talk.

[bobtheenchantedone]

Wait, why did I become "Never Coming Back?" with squirrel?

What? That didn't happen. *whistles*

[Giovanni Schwartz]

Mesa. And Tempe when I go to school. Although I have a cousin in Sahuarita (near Tucson).

[Portia]

Squirrel, dearest, if you by some stroke of fate are in AZ like... ever? this is me officially asking you on a date.

I actually had to blink really fast for this one. Gio--thanks. thanks to everybody. I feel so loved. I'm going through a pretty tough time right now. I really needed this. I feel like a group hug is in order.

*virtual group hug*

That's the worst, to be low and also feel there's no one to talk to. I had a work-from-home thing that was completely overwhelming me, and I realized that school and my library job are more important, so I'm not too upset it's over now.

I think I stay so involved here because rarely have I met people who really seem to so genuinely think, and who can offer good advice on many issues. Silly to get sentimental, I guess, but we're solid folks here.

And if Gio and you don't click or you don't accept your sister-wife, I have a dear friend on a mission who's your age whom I think would be well-matched with you in terms of personality. He's very innocent and guileless and devout, and I need him to put his face on someone sometime in his life, before he becomes too dorky and awkward and before we know it he's 30.

ETA Oh, he's hot and talented too, this isn't like, my dregs here, we're really just friends, but I want to set him up when he's back.

[Portia]

Yessssss. You can be my date too, Marduk, just for that.

Also, I'm excited I'm cool. I feel like I need a tiara and a sash that says "second coolest on the AZ group date!"

You and Meese are tied.