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I used to think I was busty until I read the Board Board. #boardboardconfessions

Zedability wrote:One of my mom's friends said, she would have cleavage in a turtleneck.

*snorts with laughter*

Portia wrote:I used to think I was busty until I read the Board Board. #boardboardconfessions

I used to think I wasn't busty. I don't know how I managed that bit of self-delusion.

I hate feeling busty.

bobtheenchantedone wrote:

Portia wrote:I used to think I was busty until I read the Board Board. #boardboardconfessions

I used to think I wasn't busty. I don't know how I managed that bit of self-delusion.

I don't look too far off from average, but stores still don't carry anything reasonably close to my bra size. I think I'm busy in theory only.

I found I have to wear v-neck t-shirts as opposed to t-shirts that are cut closer to my neck or I look awkwardly bigger than I am.

Tally M. wrote:I found I have to wear v-neck t-shirts as opposed to t-shirts that are cut closer to my neck or I look awkwardly bigger than I am.

I also tend to dress in a way that makes me look smaller.

I actually can't wear one of my nerdiest t-shirts because of the problem. It makes me sad.

I much rather look smaller than bigger...

Yep. I tried on a shirt yesterday that fit me rather well, but it made me look SO BUSTY. Like, I looked about 2 cup sizes larger than what I had been wearing before I tried it on. It was modest and didn't show cleavage, but it was just...so busty.

I decided it maaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe wasn't a sister missionary shirt.

Yeah, it's the choice between that or cleavage. Though, Kohl's had a sale on really nice v-neck t-shirts this past summer that are just the right cut for me. I think I bought one in nearly every color that I didn't already have a decent t-shirt for.

My problem is v-necks look modest on me until I'm cuddling, and then all the sudden they are NOT. Haha.

On a semi-related note, Modest is Hottest sells bra inserts with fake nipples. Which raised two questions in my mind: 1. Why would you want fake nipples, I'm pretty sure we try to avoid showing those? and 2. Why is this being sold on Modest is Hottest?

Zedability wrote:My problem is v-necks look modest on me until I'm cuddling, and then all the sudden they are NOT. Haha.

YES. I hadn't realized this problem until...well, these past couple of weeks, and then I suddenly realized how much readjusting of my shirt I had to do =P And I still forget about the problem until he's got his arm around me and I'm constantly readjusting my shirt.

Also, I have no idea. On any of that. That's just ridiculous

yeah, gee if I'm going for the natural look I'll just ditch the bra