Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/71175/

I loved the answers to this question, and I'm starting this thread to encourage others to post their own.

Mine: I'm too short to easily reach the top shelf of the many cupboards in my new kitchen.

I'm the tallest one of my roommates, so they're always asking me to get things from the top shelf of the kitchen cupboards.
tehehehehe

All these DVDs and CDs and hard drives take up so much dang space

I don't know what to put on my wedding registry because my grandparents gave me so much stuff last year.

-sometimes stuff I need is on my OTHER computer or other freezer