Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

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Gimgimno, you are one of my favorites and you will be missed.

We're gonna miss having the "shove your face into werf's face" answers...

I can't say I'm surprised that you're moving on, since it sounds like you've been very busy since graduation, but you will be sincerely missed. (And I greatly appreciate your friendship during the short period of time when we were both at the Y.)