Of course you have different expectations of teenagers and grade-school children argh argh argh.
Just one of this book's gems.
Man, we need to do something about this scourge of alcohol addiction/sexual activity/R-rated movie watching among the Kindergarten set. <rage>You drink a can of beer when a friend dares you to try some.
CONSEQUENCE:
A. You will be worthy to go to the temple to perform baptisms for the dead.
B. You will be given more courage to stand up to your friend next time.
C. You might feel sick, you could become addicted, and you will feel ashamed inside.