Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I would just like to say that I was the 5th upvote on this story. http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/75958/

Hah! You would not believe how many people e-mailed me in private asking for a Reddit link or copy of the story on my app. I've decided I don't care that much and I've been giving them both to those who ask. I just didn't want to make it SUPER public. Just in case.

Can I have a reddit link?

Me too!

Me tooooo! I already know 2 Board-related people's reddit names. Mwahaha.

Hahah if you guys email me ([email protected]) I'll give you the Reddit link if you want, as well as the text from the app story. I feel like I've built the story up too much and it's really not that great.

Also, I do swear on Reddit (yeah, I've got a sailor's mouth), but nothing worse than the s-word.

She's lying. That's one of the best stories I've ever read in my whole life. Honestly, guys, go read it.

Concorde is my new awkward hero.

Concorde, sorry if my email seems odd. I put down thoughts, then hit send before fleshing them out. I'm sure the point got across though. :p

Hah, you're totally fine. I've had over a dozen people e-mailing me for the story. At this point, I probably should have just posted the story in the first place.

Someone already figured out who I was, based on the one gaping hole I knew was present.