Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

We are losing two fantastic writers today and I am very sad, but also very happy for the two of them because they are going on to great experiences. Sheebs is headed back to Canadia where she will do Canadian things in a Canadian fashion. Maybe one day she will return to us! I will miss my little mentee who is actually older than me.

And Stego! We shall miss you very much as well for your patience and the love which you showed readers. I don't think you ever wrote a snarky answer at all, and the way you addressed and ended all of your questions is a continual reminder to me that being nice doesn't cost anyone anything and makes the world a better place. Also, I would like to publicly claim credit for almost completely predicting the manner in which you got engaged in that question I'm too lazy to find and link to.

But either way, we'll miss both of you guys very, very much! Au revoir and bonne chance!

{slow claps}

{wipes single tear}

D'awwwwwww. How are the retirees, like, 23? Is it weird that I still remember how incredibly emotional retiring was?

And Stego! We shall miss you very much as well for your patience and the love which you showed readers. I don't think you ever wrote a snarky answer at all, and the way you addressed and ended all of your questions is a continual reminder to me that being nice doesn't cost anyone anything and makes the world a better place.

Plot twist: Stego is the Snarky Snicket

the anglophile wrote:

And Stego! We shall miss you very much as well for your patience and the love which you showed readers. I don't think you ever wrote a snarky answer at all, and the way you addressed and ended all of your questions is a continual reminder to me that being nice doesn't cost anyone anything and makes the world a better place.

Plot twist: Stego is the Snarky Snicket

Haha!

Farewell! Happy trails!