Giovanni Schwartz for president!
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Giovanni Schwartz for president!
If I were to run for president, and I were to take recommendations for what cabinet position you would like to have, what would you pick? You don't have to say "I would be Secretary of Housing and Urban Development." You could be "Secretary of World Domination" or "Secretary of Dictatoring" or somesuch. Ready set go!
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Secretary of Defense Animal Training...
By training newborn tunnel worms for military applications.
By training newborn tunnel worms for military applications.
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I am sure Niffler would want to be Secretary of Wizard and Muggle Affairs.
Foreman and Claudio could form the Department of Music
Hobbes, He'll just reform the CIA, with him and his death squad leading it, and causing all nations to once again fear the country. That and he'd probably arrange it so he would be your Vice President, and when an "unforeseen accident" occurs, he would then step up to the plate...
Hobbes as president, I wonder how that would work out...
Foreman and Claudio could form the Department of Music
Hobbes, He'll just reform the CIA, with him and his death squad leading it, and causing all nations to once again fear the country. That and he'd probably arrange it so he would be your Vice President, and when an "unforeseen accident" occurs, he would then step up to the plate...
Hobbes as president, I wonder how that would work out...
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*sigh* Yes, Fred, I know you love me so much. You just can't wait to be rid of me, aye?Fredjikrang wrote:Secretary of Impeachment. Then I can lead the charge to have you impeached.
On second thought, I don't want to be in the cabinet. Forget Hobbes and the Death Squad, I want to be in charge of things secret agent-y. Or I just want to be a secret agent. I'm not sure.
The Epistler was quite honestly knocked on her ethereal behind by the sheer logic of this.
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See? I told you I wanted to be a secret agent. There we go. I suppose I could be fired, but you'd have to catch me to tell me I'd been fired...Fredjikrang wrote:I don't think that secret agents can be impeached. Usually it is president's who get impeached.bobtheenchantedone wrote: *sigh* Yes, Fred, I know you love me so much. You just can't wait to be rid of me, aye?
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So far:
President: Me
Secretary of defense animal training (Specifically tunnel worms): Anti-SARRMM
Secretary of Nicknames: bobtheenchantedone
Secretary of Martian Affairs, Mars office: Fredjikrang
Secretary of the Arts: Foreman and Claudio
Secreatary of Wizard-Muggle relations: Niffler
Boss of the CIA: Hobbes
Boss of the FBI: bobtheenchantedone (again)
Notice Fred's location...
President: Me
Secretary of defense animal training (Specifically tunnel worms): Anti-SARRMM
Secretary of Nicknames: bobtheenchantedone
Secretary of Martian Affairs, Mars office: Fredjikrang
Secretary of the Arts: Foreman and Claudio
Secreatary of Wizard-Muggle relations: Niffler
Boss of the CIA: Hobbes
Boss of the FBI: bobtheenchantedone (again)
Notice Fred's location...
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So far:
President: Me
Secretary of defense animal training (Specifically tunnel worms): Anti-SARRMM
Secretary of Nicknames: bobtheenchantedone
Secretary of Martian Affairs, Mars office: Fredjikrang
Secretary of the Arts: Foreman and Claudio
Secreatary of Wizard-Muggle relations: Niffler
Boss of the CIA: Hobbes
Boss of the FBI: bobtheenchantedone (again)
The entire parliament plus the queen: Portia
Fred... You are going to Mars with my most trusted advisor, who shall remain anonymous, so that werf can watch my back so you don't get any ideas of trying to impeach me.
President: Me
Secretary of defense animal training (Specifically tunnel worms): Anti-SARRMM
Secretary of Nicknames: bobtheenchantedone
Secretary of Martian Affairs, Mars office: Fredjikrang
Secretary of the Arts: Foreman and Claudio
Secreatary of Wizard-Muggle relations: Niffler
Boss of the CIA: Hobbes
Boss of the FBI: bobtheenchantedone (again)
The entire parliament plus the queen: Portia
Fred... You are going to Mars with my most trusted advisor, who shall remain anonymous, so that werf can watch my back so you don't get any ideas of trying to impeach me.
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Whoo-HOO! I get the FBI!
Let the evil laughter start!
Let the evil laughter start!
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I also claim secretary of defense as well. I am sure Fred can provide excellent information from his trip to mars.
Also, I will have satellites armed with missiles and set up a laser defense grid. I will also reduce the debt suggesting strongly to those whom the nation owes money to forgive large parts of the debt or receive nice mushroom cloud rewards.
Also, I will have satellites armed with missiles and set up a laser defense grid. I will also reduce the debt suggesting strongly to those whom the nation owes money to forgive large parts of the debt or receive nice mushroom cloud rewards.
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Screw that. If you're in high school, there is no way I'm waiting 17+ years for a cabinet position. I wouldn't vote for you anyway.Giovanni Schwartz wrote:If I were to run for president, and I were to take recommendations for what cabinet position you would like to have, what would you pick? You don't have to say "I would be Secretary of Housing and Urban Development." You could be "Secretary of World Domination" or "Secretary of Dictatoring" or somesuch. Ready set go!
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Who says he needs to wait? He just needs to get Congress add an amendment removing the age requirement, and voolah, he's able to be president.Benvolio wrote: Screw that. If you're in high school, there is no way I'm waiting 17+ years for a cabinet position. I wouldn't vote for you anyway.
(Hey, it happened in Smallville, had Clark never come to earth)
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I'm guessing you meant "voila." That pesky French.Anti-SARRMM wrote:Who says he needs to wait? He just needs to get Congress add an amendment removing the age requirement, and voolah, he's able to be president.
If Gio successfully pushes a constitutional amendment through congress or the state legislatures, I may have to change my mind. But I'm warning you: I don't come cheap.
Voila tout!
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