When I read Board question 45325 about the girl who wants to try a natural colon cleanser, I couldn't help but think of this Snide Remarks column: http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/junk-in-the-trunk/
It made me giggle a little.
I especially like reading the ones about his fat brother Jeff, because my husband works with him so we know him and his family rather well. He really is fat. And lazy. Just like Erik says.