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Post by **bobtheenchantedone** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:45 am

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Humble Master · Post by **Humble Master** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:32 pm

I have instructed my wife that if we ever find ourselves in a position to win large sums of cash because we know things about our spouse, when she is asked "What is your husband's greatest fear?" she is to answer, word for word, "Having his face eaten by a raccoon when he takes the trash out to the dumpster at night."

Nanti-SARRMM · Post by **Nanti-SARRMM** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:51 pm

So when you go camping HM, do the raccoons bother you at all?

In the meantime... I think i will go try and breed an army of raccoons...

Humble Master · Post by **Humble Master** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:59 pm

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:So when you go camping HM, do the raccoons bother you at all?

Not at all. If I see a raccoon in the woods behind our apartment, then it is cute and cuddly. It is the idea of it tearing out of an enclosed space with targets locked in on my face that terrifies me.

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:26 pm

Wow... One time a squirrel climbed up my leg. We were in Carlsbad in Cali on the beach camping (if you can call our giant trailer camping) and we were eating outside laughing at a squirrel, when his buddy got angry at me for laughing and climbed up my leg.