Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I am in need of some name of famous, historical or literary, females known for getting offended at the minuscule things and that may also be known for their craziness. I have tried googling, but I get stuff about insane asylums. So, any ideas?

I was reading this great book in the Bookstore last week... let's see...

Secret Lives of Great Writers

I would suggest dropping by the General Lit section of the Bookstore and checking this out.