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sqrt(-1) wrote:Wanna hear my favorite joke? Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! :o
Why did the frog fall out of the tree??

Careful, there happen to be a hundred monkey or so who won't take kindly to these jokes.












Because he was STAPLED TO THE MONKEY!!!!!
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orb360 wrote:
sqrt(-1) wrote:Wanna hear my favorite joke? Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! :o
Why did the frog fall out of the tree??













Because he was STAPLED TO THE MONKEY!!!!!
Careful, there happen to be a hundred monkey or so who won't take kindly to these jokes.
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orb360 wrote:
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Your big space confused me I think.
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OFF TOPIC, mates. You're supposed to be helping me out here, not telling *lame* jokes.
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I thought it was funny... and helping generate material is on topic right?
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orb360 wrote:I thought it was funny... and helping generate material is on topic right?
Three things, mate:

1. Divine Comedy isn't stand-up.

2. I was asking for help with songs.

3. Not funny.

Know that I love you despite your utter unhelpfulness. : D
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All right, mates, I'm auditioning on Friday. The auditions are from 8-10 pm in 151 in the Tanner Building, and it'd be awesome if y'all came to watch me. Just a thought. ; D
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bobtheenchantedone wrote:All right, mates, I'm auditioning on Friday. The auditions are from 8-10 pm in 151 in the Tanner Building, and it'd be awesome if y'all came to watch me. Just a thought. ; D
I would love to... I was even thinking about making a sign... But I work...
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bobtheenchantedone wrote:All right, mates, I'm auditioning on Friday. The auditions are from 8-10 pm in 151 in the Tanner Building, and it'd be awesome if y'all came to watch me. Just a thought. ; D
I'll be there. That's where LOL practices Thursday nights actually.
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bobtheenchantedone wrote:All right, mates, I'm auditioning on Friday. The auditions are from 8-10 pm in 151 in the Tanner Building, and it'd be awesome if y'all came to watch me. Just a thought. ; D
I would love to... I was even thinking about making a sign... But I work...
Sadness...
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I actually have a class in that room. But I work. For the first time in over a week. This will be a not fun night.
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bobtheenchantedone wrote:All right, mates, I'm auditioning on Friday. The auditions are from 8-10 pm in 151 in the Tanner Building, and it'd be awesome if y'all came to watch me. Just a thought. ; D
My roommates and I were planning on going so I'll be in the audience, somewhere, but won't know who you are (shocker, I know). Guess I'll have to laugh at everything! ;)
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bobtheenchantedone wrote:All right, mates, I'm auditioning on Friday. The auditions are from 8-10 pm in 151 in the Tanner Building, and it'd be awesome if y'all came to watch me. Just a thought. ; D
My roommates and I were planning on going so I'll be in the audience, somewhere, but won't know who you are (shocker, I know). Guess I'll have to laugh at everything! ;)
Just listen for the shouts of "Go Bob!!!"
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I might be able to make it. Depends on how long it takes me to make dinner. :-)
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Gosh Fred, way to leave before others can say hi to you. :P
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Times auditioned for choir: 1
Accepted: 0

Times applied for the Board: 3
Accepted: 0

Times auditioned for Divine Comedy: 2
Accepted: 0

What is it about college that makes it so I can't get into anything?
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bobtheenchantedone wrote: What is it about college that makes it so I can't get into anything?
I'm sorry that you didn't get in. But at least you're trying, so it is better than nothing.
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bobtheenchantedone wrote:Times auditioned for choir: 1
Accepted: 0

Times applied for the Board: 3
Accepted: 0

Times auditioned for Divine Comedy: 2
Accepted: 0

What is it about college that makes it so I can't get into anything?
You did get into college though right?
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I just hope I'm not developing a similar track record, but with majors.

And you're still one of the coolest people I know. :^D
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Sorry Nanti! Didn't see you . :)

That's too bad Bob. I'm sure you will be get into something though! :D
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