Advances towards Bob

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:32 pm

Darth Fedora wrote:
Giovanni Schwartz wrote:I like Dart's title. Hmmm... Dart is kinda like Darth... thoughts?
Whatevs...that's not my writing style at all. I'm personally going to second the Nanti alter ego vote.

I'm 99% sure that it is not the Nanti-SARRMM. I will keep my reasoning to myself, but you can be fairly sure it is not him. Sorry to disappoint.

D'artagnan · Post by **D'artagnan** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:16 am

Giovanni Schwartz wrote: I'm 99% sure that it is not the Nanti-SARRMM. I will keep my reasoning to myself, but you can be fairly sure it is not him. Sorry to disappoint.

You disappoint me Mr. Schwartz, I thought you were more intelligent than that. Clearly, as the bodacious and wise Darth Fedora and xkcd point out, I am Nanti's alter ego. It's just that obvious. They clearly know him enough to grasp that he'd pull a stunt like this just to see if he'd be missed, and then create a dummy account that makes fun of how awkward and self conscience he really is.

Now, from what it also appears, your precious little "Nanti" may have a thing for Bob, (I'm still not sure, but I fathom a guess that he does, from having read a bit more of the board now and his blog) and as I am going to be doing the opposite of Nanti, since I am his alter ego and all, it means that the object of my affections is Goober.

Hey Hotstuff. How ya doing?

xkcd *** · Post by xkcd *** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:34 am

D'artagnan wrote:
Giovanni Schwartz wrote: I'm 99% sure that it is not the Nanti-SARRMM. I will keep my reasoning to myself, but you can be fairly sure it is not him. Sorry to disappoint.
You disappoint me Mr. Schwartz, I thought you were more intelligent than that. Clearly, as the bodacious and wise Darth Fedora and xkcd point out, I am Nanti's alter ego. It's just that obvious. They clearly know him enough to grasp that he'd pull a stunt like this just to see if he'd be missed, and then create a dummy account that makes fun of how awkward and self conscience he really is.

Now, from what it also appears, your precious little "Nanti" may have a thing for Bob, (I'm still not sure, but I fathom a guess that he does, from having read a bit more of the board now and his blog) and as I am going to be doing the opposite of Nanti, since I am his alter ego and all, it means that the object of my affections is Goober.

Hey Hotstuff. How ya doing?

Are we sure that Goober is the opposite of bob?

D'artagnan · Post by **D'artagnan** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:24 pm

xkcd *** wrote: Are we sure that Goober is the opposite of bob?

Actually dearest xkcd***, I haven't a clue if they are opposites or not.

Post by **bobtheenchantedone** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:28 pm

Well, Goober is my best friend, so while we aren't opposites, it makes sense for someone wanting to be the opposite of someone going for me to go for her. If that made any sense.

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:49 pm

bobtheenchantedone wrote:Well, Goober is my best friend, so while we aren't opposites, it makes sense for someone wanting to be the opposite of someone going for me to go for her. If that made any sense.

I gotcha.

Goober · Post by **Goober** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:22 pm

um... I thought that this was supposed to be an advances toward bob thread?

D'artagnan · Post by **D'artagnan** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:50 pm

Goober wrote:um... I thought that this was supposed to be an advances toward bob thread?

I would hope some leniencey would be shown if the topic shifts somewhat. Don't you think so, you curley haired beauty you?

Goober · Post by **Goober** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:59 pm

D'artagnan wrote:
Goober wrote:um... I thought that this was supposed to be an advances toward bob thread?
I would hope some leniencey would be shown if the topic shifts somewhat. Don't you think so, you curley haired beauty you?

maybe you should pick someone else to be the opposite of bob. I am blushing entirely too much. Yellow m&m is also a good friend of bob's (she has curly hair too)why not choose her?

D'artagnan · Post by **D'artagnan** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:26 pm

Goober wrote: maybe you should pick someone else to be the opposite of bob. I am blushing entirely too much. Yellow m&m is also a good friend of bob's why not choose her?

Because Goober, I chose you. And you're modest. I like that.

xkcd *** · Post by xkcd *** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:39 pm

D'artagnan wrote:
Goober wrote: maybe you should pick someone else to be the opposite of bob. I am blushing entirely too much. Yellow m&m is also a good friend of bob's why not choose her?
Because Goober, I chose you. And you're modest. I like that.

I choose you Pikachu!

Anyway, this is when you need to be assertive Goober. If you're not looking for a pseudo-relationship, tell him so.