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So I totally already had it figured out by not using any of those methods. However, one of them confirmed it for me. But I knew before that.

Does stalking people run in your family?

No. It was just a hunch.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:No. It was just a hunch.

Hunches run in your family?

Maybe. I'm not sure. But before W/S even posted the incriminating blog post, I emailed Chilly, saying who I thought W/S was/were. What's the correct grammatical tense in this case?

Hmm...you did. And I never e-mailed back. Not my strong suit these days.

It's all good. And I'm right, btw.

Hm. Looks like you're right, Chilly; you are the leading authority on identities of Board Writers.

Well, duh! Chilly is the board super stalker!

bobtheenchantedone wrote:Hm. Looks like you're right, Chilly; you are the leading authority on identities of Board Writers.

How am I right? Gio got that one, not me (o:

I'll be right anyway, though.

I think she was possibly referring to a possible previous conversation you may have had, in which you claimed to be the leading expert on Board Writer Identities.

Note to all: I'm sorry if I made it seem like Chilly is some kind of stalker or something. I was referring to a conversation we had a while ago and it was a joke.

Repeat: Chilly is not some kind of Board stalker. Honestly. ; ) (You should probably be more worried about me...)

Okay. I'm officially scared that bob is a board stalker.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Okay. I'm officially scared that bob is a board stalker.

You know Gio, it's not just her... It is all of us. We have all formed an alliance of board readers with goal of stalking all writers. We spy on the 13th floor of the SWKT, try to give the tunnel worms their own brand of food (and we have suffered a few losses that we have covered up too...), plant secret google satellite tracking equipment on their persons and much more. You would have been privy to this information sooner, but you are down in Arizona after all...

Nanti-SARRMM wrote:

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Okay. I'm officially scared that bob is a board stalker.

You know Gio, it's not just her... It is all of us. We have all formed an alliance of board readers with goal of stalking all writers. We spy on the 13th floor of the SWKT, try to give the tunnel worms their own brand of food (and we have suffered a few losses that we have covered up too...), plant secret google satellite tracking equipment on their persons and much more. You would have been privy to this information sooner, but you are down in Arizona after all...

Shh, don't give away our secret!

Gio: don't belive him, we aren't stalkers! :^D

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Okay. I'm officially scared that bob is a board stalker.

I never actually said I was, you know. Aye, it may seem to be quite clearly implied, but I could have just meant that I'm quite harmless and Chilly is even more harmless than I am.

bobtheenchantedone wrote: I never actually said I was, you know. Aye, it may seem to be quite clearly implied, but I could have just meant that I'm quite harmless and Chilly is even more harmless than I am.

But that is just what they want you to think. Bob in fact is quite deadly with an Irish accent.

You all scare me. For lent, I may give up the board mb, just like my mom gave up tracting for lent on her mission. (True story)

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:You all scare me. For lent, I may give up the board mb, just like my mom gave up tracting for lent on her mission. (True story)

Last year for lent I gave up the board. So I sort of had to give up the board mb, otherwise I would have caved after the first week.