Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I don't know who mine was.

I live on the other side of the country but...I used to live in Crestwood! And dated a boy that lived in 332. Small world.

My hometown is home of the "World's Largest Rocky Mountain Oyster Feed". What a claim to fame.

Ugh, I'm sorry bob. I feel you. I used to go into shock because of the pain and passed out a few times. I have a problem where the lining detaches before it's disintegrated/ready to, so it sheds in large pieces. Luckily I don't throw up every time anymore. Have you tried taking a long, hot bath or s...

I love this discussion! This is a HUGE part of what I'm studying! If we aren’t careful we can in fact cripple people by making them dependent on us (or the government) and cause them to lose self-reliance. I don’t mean that we should make this an excuse to not give service or of our means, but t...

And I you!

Check out this idea: http://www.re-nest.com/re-nest/bathroom ... Re-Nest%29

There's also plenty of the opposite side of such nonsense, Vorpal. When I started looking at maybe doing graduate school I met with a "counselor" who patronizingly advised me that maybe I should reconsider my priorities and be looking more at finding my eternal companion than at furthering...

Here's where I think I'm confused. My sister's coming up for her endowment prior to her marriage (this might, in fact, be her question, since it's about a month before her wedding). I think she's just gonna have the straight endowment like I had. Then in the week before her marriage (or the day bef...

Have you seen the F-35 do a vertical landing? It's C-R-A-Z-Y!

Habiba is tall(ish, but not overly so), dark haired, and lovely. Yes. This is what I picture too. Habiba has an amazing penchant for this. I rarely (if ever) imagine a face to associate with a printed name, even if an author goes to lengths to describe it. Yet before ever meeting her, I had still a...

Wow! It seems like just yesterday Hobbes and I were kidnapping him and drowning him in mission advice.

Tao wrote:Heh, I was once told I am nothing like I come across in print.

This is very true. A lot of the writers were easy to peg upon first meeting. You were a surprise (a delightful one of course).

Hey now. Mico asked it for Kirke to answer and he didn't do it before he left. No harm done.

Vorpal...I am going to think of that every time there are lip-lock-tremors from now on. Hahahaha, talk about a mood killer!

Having kissed far more than three boys, I can say with reasonable confidence that your shaking is a pretty common thing. I don't think it's anxiety, as some of the guys whose shaking I've personally experienced have been the most chill and anxiety-free people I've ever known. I'd guess that it's jus...

A few weeks ago a lady shared a story in Relief Society about how she had a dream where she was sitting on an boulder talking to Joseph Smith, and he gave her his phone number so she could call him when she was having a hard time. She was happy to share his number with anyone else who was truly suff...

You've got a snag in D&C 49:18-19 And whoso forbiddeth to abstain from meats, that man should not eat the same, is not ordained of God; For, behold, the beasts of the field and the fowls of the air, and that which cometh of the earth, is ordained for the use of man for food and for raiment, and ...

I went to high school with a Ditz, an Adelot (ate-a-lot), and a Bunfaarder.

I know right? If I didn't have to work on Halloween I think I'd head over to Brooklyn in search of him. Well....them.