Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

You're the worst sister.

I suppose I'll reintroduce myself, 'cause I've been gone for a while... Hi! I'm Random. I'm Bob's sister. I decided to come back to the board board after our last party because I realized that you guys are cool and stuff. So here I am. I'm a theater major (with an emphasis in design) at UVU, and my ...

Hey kids! Last time I was on here, the Random Chatter was only 3...

Sooo many red threads when I got on today...
I suppose I have two options here.
1. I could actually log on more than once every three months or so
2. I could leave forever, thus effectively hiding from the red threads forever.

I'm planning on making several things out of duck tape, reading to much and somehow also have a social life.

I actually haven't noticed anything different about the new forum. But then again, I wasn't on the old one often and I've been on this one once.

Your first hello is an ahoy? I am amused. And I approve.

I've never asked a question. I always make bob do it for me, because I'm lazy sometimes.

I walked around my house (which includes my room) in the dark.

I might.

Moustache--->barbershop quartet!

Hey! I want to come too! Am I invited?

C4, I would've picked you up... except I definitely can't drive.

Bob, what are you going to write about?

I'm frenzy-ing! Or would it be scripting? Hmm...
And yes, it's Bob's fault.

Hey, look. I got here!

I was slightly puzzled to see that there were only 2727 new posts since I last visited. I was last on a few months ago, I think. Why were there so few? Is there some sort of limit to how many new posts I can see since I last visit if I come on so infrequently?

I was kinda skimming, and my brain registered that as "I have to take someone's shirt off at six". It's... um... research. Yeah. Research. For my novel. You don't have to take someone's shirt off, just come to Joseph. There are shirtless guys... that have to play that one song (the one wi...

Aww... too late for me to join that... Why didn't you tell me this was going on, Bob?

Heh, I'll be lucky if I get over 2,000 words today.

Wows, you guys are busy. I've only been gone for a few days and you're already up to 533 posts since I was last here!

How is everyone today?