Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

I DO, in case you were wondering.

I just want people to know the real deal, 'dassall.

Which I DO have access to if case you were wondering.

So please, don't abuse the privilege. Amen. If you guys abuse the privilege, we will hunt you down and we will slay you. (P.S. Someone tried to abuse the privilege this morning. They were slain.) It's true. I slained them and put them in the basement, which I DO have access to if you were wondering.

Yeah, it takes forever to check and they unfailingly turn them in during the passing period between classes when the alarms go off every 30 seconds. Additionally, many of the books had never been desensitized, so those books will set the alarms off when people walk through without books. It is a hug...

Library security hates that too

These are all good points. My response was a knee-jerk reaction and I left a sizable portion of my original answer out, the part that talked about going to gun shops, specifically Gunnies in Orem (I love that place) and asking people there about gun safety classes. I will admit I should have checked...