Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/87744/

Ardilla Feroz's answer ... it just kept going ... and going ... so amazingly over-the-top!

Portia wrote:I am extremely bored by the meet-at-seven-for-a-drink dates. It causes me a lot of anxiety (and frankly I think is wasting valuable time that ought to be spent elsewhere). Any ideas to make it suck less?

Counter with a date idea of your own?

That's all I've got.

Last night I dreamed that my dad left my stepmom for a gay man. My first reaction was, "I KNEW it wasn't possible for a straight man to have such clean fingernails and good fashion sense!"

Mmmm, los hermanos was tasty. Noooo. Bad Mico. I think I just confused "tasty" with "I went there with people I liked." :D Thanks for shaming me into remembering. Heh. You live in Texas, right? Did you grow up here? If so, double shame on you for thinking that anywhere else has ...

It is day two of school and I am so busy I kind of want to cry. My debit card was denied at the gas station this morning and it turns out my checking account was overdrawn....which I NEVER let happen. Ever. (I was able to transfer some from savings to get through till I get paid in a few days, but ...

It is day two of school and I am so busy I kind of want to cry. My debit card was denied at the gas station this morning and it turns out my checking account was overdrawn....which I NEVER let happen. Ever. (I was able to transfer some from savings to get through till I get paid in a few days, but I...

This article pretty well sums up my feelings:https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesig ... dy-shaming

Also, if someone had made Hillary statues, I would be horrified. So I guess I'm guilty of a double standard there. Yeah, I'm not okay with it. Every feminist, liberal, and halfway decent human being would be pissed if a conservative group made unflattering, body shaming statue of Hillary. We would ...

Cognoscente wrote:Restarted a keto diet on Sunday. Feels good to have a sense of control and purpose in physical health again. Looking forward to my clothes fitting better soon.

Good for you! Do you use MyFitnessPal? If so we should be friends.

NerdGirl wrote:Off topic, but I read this as "Mormon's toe" and thought it was going to be an epic Mormon urban legend I hadn't yet heard about.

Saaaaaaaaame!

One of my coworkers (who is bi and currently in a same-sex relationship) posted something on Facebook that said, "Date night with my sweetie!" with no further identifying details of said sweetie. Two of her fellow coaches sat her down and told her that it was completely inappropriate for h...

bobtheenchantedone wrote:"You're never getting married? Then what are you going to do? You can't just work here for the rest of your life!"

Yes, because my life choices are restricted to a) get married and b) work fast food forever. There are no other options.

Good gravy. That person needs to get a grip.

In other news, the back to school anxiety has hit FULL FORCE.

My husband was recently diagnosed with ADHD. A couple of instances this spring caused me to encourage him to get the evaluation. Things like whacking his head on his cubicle, on purpose, just because he was bored; and getting his phone stolen but not realizing it for a couple of weeks. Then it took ...

Oh, so awhile back, Tally, you asked the Board for crazy wedding stories. Here's mine: A groomsman's girlfriend called me on the afternoon of the rehearsal and asked, "So.....is there a first aid kit up at the church?" He had stepped on a broken bottle in the parking lot of their hotel and...

Unbeknownst to me, not only is my car the most stolen in Utah (a 90s Honda Civic), but my complex also often has reports of stolen cars (and the managers don't check security cameras and/or actually have any footage to check). Bad news besides that: I don't have comprehensive coverage. Good news: I...

I don't have half-siblings, but I do have step-siblings. It basically sucked growing up for various reasons I won't get into right now. But now that we're adults we've more or less made peace. My stepbrother and I don't have much of a relationship; we don't see each other much and don't go out of ou...

Last Saturday I noticed that the power was out in our guest room. Texted the landlord, he said he'd come by this week to look. Thursday rolled around, hadn't heard from him so I texted again to find out when he'd be coming. Said he'd get on it soon. Yesterday afternoon, while my husband and I were ...

Last Saturday I noticed that the power was out in our guest room. Texted the landlord, he said he'd come by this week to look. Thursday rolled around, hadn't heard from him so I texted again to find out when he'd be coming. Said he'd get on it soon. Yesterday afternoon, while my husband and I were n...

Ditto all of that, except from an evangelical instead of Mormon background.

Also, the wife who wants sex 5-6 times a week and the husband who wants sex 1-2 a week......Yeah, a lot of *that* could be mitigated with masturbation, too.