Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Since I perpetrated some of the crimes, the least I can do is decode a few of the ones I know: ÄŽ -> Ď or ď (not sure which) á -> á Å™ -> ř à -> í (note there is a hidden character after this one, acts like a space) ex. Ďábelské koÅ™enà in http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/32486/ (should read ďáb...

Have any of you participated in dressing a body in temple clothing? I remember my dad leaving to help a few times when he was bishop, but that was a long time ago. I can't answer for the tradition or doctrine, but I have participated in dressing a body in temple clothing. Physically, it is an inter...

I took it for a test drive last night and I was impressed. Prepare for awesomeness.

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Optimus! I missed you!

Thanks Gio, I lurk when I can

wired wrote:Flying car? Hoverboard is all I have to say.

See http://gizmodo.com/5549271/a-real-worki ... ard-exists. The future is now!

Alas, he was one of my favorite post-me writers.

May your adventures be awesome, Captain.

I hadn't heard of Whataburger until I moved to Houston, but it's now one of my favorite fast food joints if you just want a hamburger. I must rant a little about In-N-Out. As a native east coaster I went there for the first time on a college road trip to California and was very much unimpressed. I l...

Here's mine:

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It's been months since I've listened to any music (besides ambient, TV, etc, of course). I rarely have the desire to listen to music, and I've never understood why people insist on near-constant musical distraction.

I would be married in the empty field or whatever exists now where the KMB used to be. Sad.

Another variant would be to do a word cloud (often used as a tag cloud, google it if not familiar) in the shape of a 100, with all the pseudonyms, their relative importance (and thus size) being determined by the number of questions answered (or proportional number answered). There are automated uti...

Katya, check out the reviews at http://www.kids-in-mind.com if you haven't seen them. They provide categorized, in-depth descriptions of questionable content for movies with their own rating system. You might be able to borrow some ideas from them.

I thought about writing something that would translate the whole page, formatting and all, but hosting it somewhere would probably give away my identity, so here's a simple solution. Copy paste this into a file and save it as an html file to "decrypt" the posts. As wired already showed, it...

So, any word on the shrimposaurus of unknown gender? Shrimposaurus has evolved into a female fetus, who should be popping out in just a couple weeks. She is still a fetus of unknown cuteness, however I expect she will take over the title left from child #1's ascension to toddlerhood as cutest baby ...

High fructose corn syrup... now that's an evil I can agree with! Also, add aspartame, sucralose, and saccharin to that list.

this is an age old problem, so why hasn't someone else stepped up to bat? i think the only logical explanation is that the bookstore has more direct access to the information and probably strong arms departments into not releasing it earlier...the bookstore does not have to compete with other sourc...

Thanks. Yes, child 1 is a girl. Child 2 is currently a shrimposaurus of unknown gender.

I'm a sentient alien robot resistance leader? I suppose I'd be one of a fleet.

Right now we're living the lower law of tithing. Are we satisfied simply living the lower law? Shouldn't we be anxious to live the full law? The higher law? Are we selfish with our money, or are we looking for ways to help other people with it? Are we willing to give up everything we have to help s...

I got a pig kick out of reading this thread. Thanks for the love everybody. Regarding my nyms, I can give you a little backstory. When I decided to start writing, one of my goals* was to avoid, as much as possible, forcing my personal life on readers, referring to it only when it directly applied to...

Another thought -- if the employer is paying the income tax, why do you get the income tax return?