Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

My husband and I were BYU cheerleaders. We got the uniforms from the surplus sale BYU had at the beginning of the football season. And I made my son into his favorite stuffed animal friend, Ruffy. Which he likes almost as much as smooshing his baby sister in her elephant costume. :) Baby elephant c...

Oooh, I ditto krebscout with the eating. In general, I eat very healthy meals and snacks, but every day in the late afternoon and again a few hours after dinner, I get the munchies for something sweet and I pound down Good 'n Plentys till I feel sick. I can't help it, that stuff is like crack. Also,...

My mom's BFF is a redhead named Ginger. True story. Carry on.

You may be registered for a dance class, but is it ballet? Because that was the greatest class of ALL TIME. And yes, I think the mens in the class enjoyed it just as much as the rest of us.

I guess I felt like a lot of you gals do... that I had just as much sex drive as any man! But now that I'm married, I find that I'm not as interested in sex as my husband is. Maybe I just wanted what I couldn't have? My sex drive changed post-marriage too (but I was sexually active before). I'm pre...

I got bored two paragraphs in... Anyone want to sum up?

*fist pump*

Not an answer to your question, but I've always wanted to go to an estate sale. It sounds like a fancier version of a garage sale.

That's all I really wanted to say.

TheBlackSheep wrote:
You guys, I think I have officially heard too many episodes of the Savage Lovecast. I admit it.

No such thing.

Craig Jessop wrote:

Marduk wrote:

NerdGirl wrote:No one is even having sex in those books!!

Totally not necessary for porn. Just sayin'.

Seriously. Haven't you seen that walking porn in their short skirts and spaghetti straps?

...I hope you're kidding.

I really wanted to serve a mission in high school, and I imagine if I had had the opportunity to do so when I turned 19, I probably would have been busy preparing for a mission rather than questioning the Church. I wonder if I would have come to the same conclusions, though, by being more involved ...

So, new missionary age is 18 for men and 19 for women. Who else thinks this might raise the average age of marriage for Mormon singles?

2. Look up BYU USGA post haste. Make friends there. Also, for the love, look up anything by Carol Lynn Pearson. Books, interviews (Mormon Stories), whatever. Email the lady. Send her the same question, even. She'll write you back and she's amazing. Amen. I want to give the poor guy a hug. Being Mor...

Marduk wrote:I think it is significantly more extensive than you give it credit for. That being said, I think altering church dress standards to better reflect the native cultures is a great idea. And guess what the native culture is here?

...boring?

Never mind, I think I just answered my own question with this quote from the site yayfulness linked to: The Church does: ... Reserve the right as an institution to address, in a nonpartisan way, issues that it believes have significant community or moral consequences or that directly affect the inte...

Can the Church still claim political neutrality after getting involved with Prop 8 in California?

krebscout wrote:that was excellent, and thank you for bringing the blog to my attention earlier, too. It is totally up my alley

Hooray!

I mentioned the Mormon Child Bride somewhere in this thread, so for those who are interested, here's a recent post she did about what not to say to inactive (or inactive-ish) people: http://mormonchildbride.blogspot.com/2012/10/things-not-to-tell-your.html It seems to fit some of what we've been dis...

UffishThought wrote:

UnluckyStuntman wrote:I love the word "necking" - it's so incredibly vague. I always picture people rubbing their necks together and moaning. Too funny.

No, I'm pretty sure this is necking. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ynhF2wV ... re=related

...so that must be where hickies come from.

Marduk wrote:

bobtheenchantedone wrote: My physical relationship with Marduk, while in my opinion perfectly respectful and appropriate, would make any middle-aged RS president swoon.

Easy now. Someone might think we've been rubbing our necks together and moaning.

GROSS! NECKING!