Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Marduk wrote:

Random wrote:... since actors are probably the most sweaty people I know...

Because you know practically zero people.

I know lots of people! Most of them are actors, though...

Genuine Article wrote:I was The Ice King and my baby was Lumpy Space Princess. We were greatly admired and given lots of candy.

Awesome! I ended up not finishing my Scootaloo costume, so I was a Jedi Padawan instead, because that happens to be my fallback costume. And now I know how many of my acquaintances are NERDS!

Sometimes people ask me this as a joke and I very seriously reply "In x years as soon as so-and-so gets off his mission." I think the last time was only 3 years away. And sometimes I say three different dates and go on to explain I'm going to start up a polyandry movement.

I know vaguely of this Ricky Martin guy, and I'm 19. It was a familiar name, and I can probably sing most if not all of Livin' La Vida Loca. Am I the youngest? Do I win?

Whistler wrote:awww... I think your duct tape designs are pretty friggin awesome!

D'aww... thanks! It was specifically about my theater designs, makeup, costumes, and the like.

All of the endowed LDS people I know who do shows don't wear their garments when they're performing. They're an added annoyance when they're doing quick changes, and they often just don't work with costumes. The garments would also get really sweaty and smelly and gross, since actors are probably th...

I'm grateful that I don't have classes today. It means I can catch up on homework or (more likely) play around on the internet.

I dreamed that the teachers for my classes next semester decided to not admit me to their classes, and the reasons that they rejected me were things like "her designs are boring and unoriginal" or "her work is good, but not quite good enough." I spent the rest of the dream sobbin...

What? Zombies? *hides in a corner and starts crying*

We did some weight training and running/jogging/walking in my fitness for life class. I hated the running bit (as usual), but the weight training was actually kind of fun!

I helped a friend with his comic con costume yesterday. Spandex is probably one of the worst kinds of fabric to sew. I didn't do too horribly, but if I'd had more time I probably would've completely redone it because I could've done better.

Burning things? I might have to try that sometime... I... don't really remember what I did to get over my one and only breakup. I cried to my best friend for half an hour right after it happened, but I was in the middle of stage managing a (really stressful) show, so I didn't have time for "bre...

Thanks Whistler! It's an amazing story, with occasional bouts of (not nearly as interesting) history. I may have to read it again sometime.

I second what bob said. And I'd like to add that I know some men who look like children when they shave off their facial hair and (I know it's terrible of me) I had a difficult time taking them seriously until they grew it back. Some guys need the facial hair so they don't look like they're 15 when ...

I finally finished reading the unabridged version of Les Miserables last week! It's kinda weird not toting that big ol' book around anymore.

I've complimented a lot of people on their eyebrows, and how awesome their wrinkles are when they furrow or raise their eyebrows, or when they smile and get awesome crows feet. I'm a fan of crows feet. One time I posted a picture on facebook and some of my friends had a whole conversation about how ...

Usually, what I need most is to be treated like nothing is wrong until I can show my brain "see? There's no emergency here!" and snap out of it. People paying attention to me generally make it worse, and actual sympathy can really bring out the waterworks. Same here! do you also start cry...

Chihuahuas just aren't cute, for the most part. I think I've only met one cute chihuahua, and he was cute because 1. he was a puppy and 2. he was super fluffy for a chihuahua.

Sometimes I run around (yes, run) in public without a bra on, and anyone who's met me knows that I am not of the small breasted clan. The main reason why I don't always go out without a bra is because I have very excitable nipples, and I'd really prefer to not have them "say hello" to all ...

I have 5 new patterns of duct tape to play with! I am quite pleased with this situation.