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I'd suggest taking a combat knife and shoving it down in between the collar bone and his neck towards his heart.

You should be able to pierce it if the blade is 7" or so.

Plus the muscle around the neck will seal behind the blade when you pull it out preventing all that nasty blood mess business.

Sneak up behind him and he won't even see it coming.

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orb360 wrote:I'd suggest taking a combat knife and shoving it down in between the collar bone and his neck towards his heart.

You should be able to pierce it if the blade is 7" or so.

Plus the muscle around the neck will seal behind the blade when you pull it out preventing all that nasty blood mess business.

Sneak up behind him and he won't even see it coming.

Thanks Richard Marcinko!
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Nanti-SARRMM wrote:
orb360 wrote:I'd suggest taking a combat knife and shoving it down in between the collar bone and his neck towards his heart.

You should be able to pierce it if the blade is 7" or so.

Plus the muscle around the neck will seal behind the blade when you pull it out preventing all that nasty blood mess business.

Sneak up behind him and he won't even see it coming.

Thanks Richard Marcinko!
How will I not see it coming if I know that is the reason I'm there?
Well, you'll know you're going to be bumped off, but you won't know how.
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bobtheenchantedone wrote:And Frob?? No way. Frog and throb immediately come to mind.
Freob? Boed? Bofred? Bored? Fob? Frebob? Bobjikrang?
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Nanti-SARRMM wrote:
bobtheenchantedone wrote:And Frob?? No way. Frog and throb immediately come to mind.
Freob? Boed? Bofred? Bored? Fob? Frebob? Bobjikrang?

Wasn't Fob/The Fob or something of that nature a Board Writer as of old?
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bobtheenchantedone wrote:
Well, you'll know you're going to be bumped off, but you won't know how.
Well, as long as you get to see the life fade from my eyes as I stutter something incoherent and muttering why, it doesn't matter.
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I vote for Bored or Bobjikrang.

Bored is the more seamless melding, but Bobjikrang has a nice ring to it.
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Or Bobthekrang. . .
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Fredjikrang wrote:Or Bobthekrang. . .
OO! Even better. : D
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So, are we having a party? If so, you can't kill Sam until after the party. Or maybe you could just have a party and kill him at the end, if you'd like. But I wouldn't be able to make it Labor day, it would have to be the monday after that. Actually, I'd prefer it if you just didn't kill him. Less mess you see.
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Yes, don't get Sam's blood on the carpet.
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Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Yes, don't get Sam's blood on the carpet.
How about the linoleum? I believe that Fred and Bob are such efficient killers that they know how not to make a mess though.

So does that mean I can stop writing my last will and testament? Darn. And I was just wondering who would inherit my computer. Oh well.

Also, if you are unable to make it labor day, it means less witnesses...

Gosh, whose side am I on?
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Nanti-SARRMM wrote: And I was just wondering who would inherit my computer. Oh well.
If your computer's up for grabs...
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yellow m&m wrote:
Nanti-SARRMM wrote: And I was just wondering who would inherit my computer. Oh well.
If your computer's up for grabs...
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Nanti-SARRMM wrote:
yellow m&m wrote:
Nanti-SARRMM wrote: And I was just wondering who would inherit my computer. Oh well.
If your computer's up for grabs...
The trick is my death midear.
Arranging it or avoiding it?
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yellow m&m wrote:
Nanti-SARRMM wrote: And I was just wondering who would inherit my computer. Oh well.
If your computer's up for grabs...
Wait, I thought you were leaving fairly soon... If so, I call second dibs!
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yellow m&m wrote:
Nanti-SARRMM wrote:
yellow m&m wrote: If your computer's up for grabs...
The trick is my death midear.
Arranging it or avoiding it?
Of it actually happening, for that is why wills are created.
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Nanti-SARRMM wrote:
yellow m&m wrote:
Nanti-SARRMM wrote: The trick is my death midear.
Arranging it or avoiding it?
Of it actually happening, for that is why wills are created.
Or counterfeited...
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orb360 wrote: Or counterfeited...
Still, the point is for something to be conferred is that the person has to be dead.
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Nanti-SARRMM wrote:
orb360 wrote: Or counterfeited...
Still, the point is for something to be conferred is that the person has to be dead.
Not really...

You could use the five-finger discount...
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