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Nanti-SARRMM wrote:
orb360 wrote: Or counterfeited...
Still, the point is for something to be conferred is that the person has to be dead.
Hey, we could just skip the whole death part and you could just give it to me. Like a present or something. Less unpleasentness for both of us. You don't have to die, I don't have to kill you and counterfit your will. Win-win situation for all of us.
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orb360 wrote: Or counterfeited...
Still, the point is for something to be conferred is that the person has to be dead.
Hey, we could just skip the whole death part and you could just give it to me. Like a present or something. Less unpleasentness for both of us. You don't have to die, I don't have to kill you and counterfit your will. Win-win situation for all of us.
Technically it would be Fred and Bob doing the killing...
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Nanti-SARRMM wrote: Technically it would be Fred and Bob doing the killing...
Technicalities...who needs 'em?
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I have a better idea. We'll fake Sam's death (so the whole will thing will come to pass) and then sell him as a slave somewhere overseas.

Now that is a win-win.
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Bob wins!

Allthough I think we could get much more by selling parts of his body on the black market...
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So what are the details of this party again?
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bobtheenchantedone wrote:I have a better idea. We'll fake Sam's death (so the whole will thing will come to pass) and then sell him as a slave somewhere overseas.

Now that is a win-win.
And then I rise up as second in command of a nation to save it from drought or some other emergency?
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xkcd *** wrote:So what are the details of this party again?
Fred and I are going to kill Sam (or sell him into slavery after faking his death), and then m&m is going to take his laptop.
The Epistler was quite honestly knocked on her ethereal behind by the sheer logic of this.
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Also, this will take place at 7 AM behind the new parking garage on Labor Day.
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xkcd *** wrote:So what are the details of this party again?
Fred and I are going to kill Sam (or sell him into slavery after faking his death), and then m&m is going to take his laptop.
Actually it is a desktop. Windows Vista, 64 bit dual core AMD 4600, 2 GB RAM, Geforce 8500 160 GB Hard drive desktop.

I wish I also had a laptop though.
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bobtheenchantedone wrote:
xkcd *** wrote:So what are the details of this party again?
Fred and I are going to kill Sam (or sell him into slavery after faking his death), and then m&m is going to take his laptop.
Does any of this killing and selling to slavery involve a coat of many colors, music and/or Donny Osmond?
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Nanti-SARRMM wrote: Actually it is a desktop. Windows Vista
Aww, man! That's not even worth it! Fine, you can live.
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chillygator wrote:
bobtheenchantedone wrote:
xkcd *** wrote:So what are the details of this party again?
Fred and I are going to kill Sam (or sell him into slavery after faking his death), and then m&m is going to take his laptop.
Does any of this killing and selling to slavery involve a coat of many colors, music and/or Donny Osmond?
Mabye we should get someone to transform into Donny through the process of Osmondosis??
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Nanti-SARRMM wrote: Actually it is a desktop. Windows Vista
Aww, man! That's not even worth it! Fine, you can live.
I am surprised to say this, but I think Vista just saved my life...

I suppose mentioning that Ubuntu is also installed would negate that though...
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Lol.

Well, Vista is only half the problem, it is still a desktop. It is still only beat-up-in-the-back-alley worthy though, not sneakily murdered behind the parking garage. ;)
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Fredjikrang wrote:Lol.

Well, Vista is only half the problem, it is still a desktop. It is still only beat-up-in-the-back-alley worthy though, not sneakily murdered behind the parking garage. ;)
Blast, and I had such high hopes at starting a new life. A chance to experience osmondosis with a technicolor dreamcoat. Now my dreams will never be realized.
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Nanti-SARRMM wrote:
Fredjikrang wrote:Lol.

Well, Vista is only half the problem, it is still a desktop. It is still only beat-up-in-the-back-alley worthy though, not sneakily murdered behind the parking garage. ;)
Blast, and I had such high hopes at starting a new life. A chance to experience osmondosis with a technicolor dreamcoat. Now my dreams will never be realized.
"Nanti, Nanti and sons!" It could still work for you from another angle...just have 12 sons. Ready? Go.
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chillygator wrote:
Nanti-SARRMM wrote:
Fredjikrang wrote:Lol.

Well, Vista is only half the problem, it is still a desktop. It is still only beat-up-in-the-back-alley worthy though, not sneakily murdered behind the parking garage. ;)
Blast, and I had such high hopes at starting a new life. A chance to experience osmondosis with a technicolor dreamcoat. Now my dreams will never be realized.
"Nanti, Nanti and sons!" It could still work for you from another angle...just have 12 sons. Ready? Go.
I think I'll just adopt. It might just be easier.
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We'll call you...

Nanti "Angelina Jolie" SARRMM
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orb360 wrote:We'll call you...

Nanti "Angelina Jolie" SARRMM
o_O

I am neither sexy or dangerous...
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