Randomness 4, Randomness Rebooted

[bobtheenchantedone]

You should come, xkcd. They're loads of fun. And if you're really intimidated, you can hang out with my sister. She's only four.

Of course Bob forgets that she thinks that all guys hang out with Siri...

(which may be a problem if xkcd is worried aobut interacting with us)

You don't really hang out with her (you can't catch her, for one thing). You just flirt unabashedly with her.

[xkcd ***]

You should come, xkcd. They're loads of fun. And if you're really intimidated, you can hang out with my sister. She's only four.

Of course Bob forgets that she thinks that all guys hang out with Siri...

(which may be a problem if xkcd is worried aobut interacting with us)

I'll consider it. Especially since it'll get me out of having to study/do homework.

[Nanti-SARRMM]

You just flirt unabashedly with her.

It's cause its more fun to poke little kids, especially when they're ticklish.

[xkcd ***]

I like little kids, because they're always willing to have fun.

[Giovanni Schwartz]

hey... Are you calling me a little kid?

[xkcd ***]

hey... Are you calling me a little kid?

Yes. Yes I am.

Whatcha gonna do 'bout it???

[Giovanni Schwartz]

[story!][commentator voice]In the left corner, we have xkcd***, a character of werfy origins. In the right corner, we have Giovanni Schwartz, commonly known as "Gio". The goal today is to fight until cheesecake. Are the spectators ready? (Spectators nod enthusiastic agreement) Are the fighters ready? (xkcd*** nods head nervously, and Gio blinks and looks up from his video games with a startled look on his face) We will assume Gio meant yes by that gesture, and that he is simply trying to throw xkcd*** off balance. In just a few moments, we will be starting the first ever "Board Board online cage fight until cheesecake". What will be the outcome? Who will come out the victor? And what does fighting until cheesecake mean, anyways? All this and more after our break![/commentator voice]

[commercial break](Gio plays video games for 100 hours, and xkcd*** sits patiently in the corner, mumbling strategies and stories to werfself, trying to maintain a sense of readiness. Finally, the interminable wait is over)[/commercial break]

[commentator voice]The long wait is finally over! Our competitors are getting ready! xkcd*** is starting werf's harsh warmup routine. Gio is wrapping up the controller for his XBox! Who will come out on top?[/commentator voice]

(Swift fighting ensues, with Gio beating down on xkcd***, xkcd*** rolling out from under him and pulling werself up the bars of the cage. As Gio clambers up after xkcd***, werf drops and elbow, knocking Gio downto the ground and landing on top of him. as xkcd*** reached up to start pummeling on Gio's head, he slipped out from under werf, and grabbed werf by the head. xkcd*** slipped out of Gio's headlock, slipping out of werf's hood in the process. It was a girl! Gio called "CHEESECAKE!")

[commentator voice]Well, folks! Will you look at that! It turns out xkcd*** is a girl! What a shocking development! But wait- Gio called cheesecake! Does this mean the match is over?[/commentator voice]

(Gio and xkcd*** link arms and walk out of the ring, using the combined strength of sqrt(-1) [who we both are collectively, by the way] to break out of the cage. They walk out, as they walk, someone calls:)

[Nanti-SARRMM voice]But where are you going?[/Nanti-SARRMM voice]

[sqrt(-1) voice]To get cheesecake![/sqrt(-1) voice][/story!]

[orb360]

wait... what?

Is there any truth in that or are you just making it all up?

[bobtheenchantedone]

*sigh*

[xkcd ***]

wait... what?

Is there any truth in that or are you just making it all up?

I did eat cheesecake the other day.

[yellow m&m]

I like cheesecake...

[Giovanni Schwartz]

That's what I was gonna do about it. And xkcd is a girl.

[Naazju]

Homeward bound,
I know that I'm,
Homeward bound,
Home where my thought's escaping,
Home where my music's playing!

Mmm, good song.
I hope you are home and that your music's playing.

[Nanti-SARRMM]

rofl. Fighting until cheesecake. The end of the cheesecake of days. The cheesecakeo-ocalypse!!!

[Naazju]

So, randomly, do you prefer chocolate or fruit as a topping for cheesecake?

[xkcd ***]

So, randomly, do you prefer chocolate or fruit as a topping for cheesecake?

My favorite has to be the cheesecake they give you at the melting pot. Not because the cheesecake itself is good but because after your amazing Banana's Foster is finished, you drizzle that all over it, and it's heaven in your mouth.

[Giovanni Schwartz]

Fruit. Definitely.

[Naazju]

So, randomly, do you prefer chocolate or fruit as a topping for cheesecake?

My favorite has to be the cheesecake they give you at the melting pot. Not because the cheesecake itself is good but because after your amazing Banana's Foster is finished, you drizzle that all over it, and it's heaven in your mouth.

Where is the Melting Pot? I've never heard of it but what you described sounds amazing. . .

[xkcd ***]

So, randomly, do you prefer chocolate or fruit as a topping for cheesecake?

My favorite has to be the cheesecake they give you at the melting pot. Not because the cheesecake itself is good but because after your amazing Banana's Foster is finished, you drizzle that all over it, and it's heaven in your mouth.

Where is the Melting Pot? I've never heard of it but what you described sounds amazing. . .

Ohh... there all over Texas.... Let me find the one in Utah for you...

Salt Lake City, Utah Call to make a reservation.

340 South Main
Salt Lake City, UT 84101
(801) 521-6358
Fax: (801) 521-7001
Hours of Operation:
Monday-Thursday: 5 pm - 10 pm
Friday: 5 pm - 11 pm
Saturday: 4 pm - 11 pm
Sunday: 4 pm - 9 pm

I'm sorry it's in SLC. But it is SO worth it. You don't have to get the full meal, the dessert is outstanding.

[xkcd ***]

This is how they cook it.


This is what comes with it... although you can switch out whatever you want for whatever. We brought our own bag of strawberries last time.