Who you think I am or aren't?

[Fredjikrang]

I still don't think it is Nanti.

[orb360]

I still don't think it is Nanti.

I want to hear Gio's 99% sure proof he has... even if he just PM's me....

Or if you have any proof you could PM me as well...

Although Nanti's pretty adamant about not being Dart so I question Dart's integrity.

If he actually knows me... I'd like him to PM me with how we know each other.

[Giovanni Schwartz]

Well... Basically you have the same proof I do, except Nanti didn't even seem to really know anything about Dart because that was when he declared "hiatus". So Nanti said he isn't; I believe him.

[Fredjikrang]

D'artagnan...

has accessed the board from the LDS Intranet and BYU.

As have several other people, including you.

has claimed to have a history with me.

I hope you have known more than one person. Including yourself.

has mocked nanti mercilessly

This is not evidence. But I might point out that you also have a history of mocking him.

has an interest in the musketeers which are known for their fencing prowess

And are also the subject of more than one movie, and several books. I think a movie watching fanatic would be more likely to use that name than a fencer.

is overly dramatic

As are you, swkt, and sqrt.

The only person I know who might match these is nanti himself.

Baloney, you are at least as good as a fit as anyone else on the Board board. I don't think it is you either, but your evidence points to you as much as it does to Nanti.

Think about that a minute.

[orb360]

Hey... I believe nanti....

I'm just saying that's what I've found...

[D'artagnan]

D'artagnan...

has accessed the board from the LDS Intranet and BYU.
has claimed to have a history with me.
has mocked nanti mercilessly
has an interest in the musketeers which are known for their fencing prowess
is overly dramatic

The only person I know who might match these is nanti himself.

Although nanti has denied this to me, no one else fits the criteria. No one else I know would be caustic and vindictive enough to ostracize someone like that. And nanti could ostracize himself with little to no repercussions.

Thoughts?

Hmmn.. A nanti witch hunt of sorts? My favorite!!!

Lets see. We both play with swords too!

Although mine are more in form of broadswords and not in as podunk metal sticks with plastic tips.

[D'artagnan]

We're also both attend byu, speak spanish... hmmn. I need more plausible evidence than this.

Oh, how about this? Because I say we are one and the same?

[bobtheenchantedone]

D'artagnan...

has accessed the board from the LDS Intranet and BYU.
has claimed to have a history with me.
has mocked nanti mercilessly
has an interest in the musketeers which are known for their fencing prowess
is overly dramatic

The only person I know who might match these is nanti himself.

Although nanti has denied this to me, no one else fits the criteria. No one else I know would be caustic and vindictive enough to ostracize someone like that. And nanti could ostracize himself with little to no repercussions.

Thoughts?

Hmmn.. A nanti witch hunt of sorts? My favorite!!!

Lets see. We both play with swords too!

Although mine are more in form of broadswords and not in as podunk metal sticks with plastic tips.

My dad has a broadsword. It's for show, though. He used to fight, but now he just sings.

[Nanti-SARRMM]

I have absolute proof that I am not Dart.

I had to drive my sister down to snow college, and Dart posted while I was on the road. I have Orb, Chilly, Bob, Yellow M&M and bismark as witnesses!

[orb360]

I have absolute proof that I am not Dart.

I had to drive my sister down to snow college, and Dart posted while I was on the road. I have Orb, Chilly, Bob, Yellow M&M and bismark as witnesses!

I'll confirm this alibi...

[bobtheenchantedone]

Me too.

[yellow m&m]

Me also.

[D'artagnan]

I have absolute proof that I am not Dart.

I had to drive my sister down to snow college, and Dart posted while I was on the road. I have Orb, Chilly, Bob, Yellow M&M and bismark as witnesses!

Lies I say. It's all lies.

You see, I paid the homeless guy who walks up and down university avenue $10 to go to the public library and post as me while I was away. And then paid another homeless guy to pose as the first homeless guy so no one would miss him.

Er... That's my story and I'm sticking to it!!!!

[Nanti-SARRMM]

I have absolute proof that I am not Dart.

I had to drive my sister down to snow college, and Dart posted while I was on the road. I have Orb, Chilly, Bob, Yellow M&M and bismark as witnesses!

Lies I say. It's all lies.

You see, I paid the homeless guy who walks up and down university avenue $10 to go to the public library and post as me while I was away. And then paid another homeless guy to pose as the first homeless guy so no one would miss him.

Er... That's my story and I'm sticking to it!!!!

Lets make this a choose your own adventure then. And I will be using the plural first person since Darts still thinks we are the same.

Another option is that we sent our DNA to South Korea, and got cloned.

Third option is time travel. That would assume our car wouldn't explode trying to get to 88 mph though

Something I thought you would have claimed is that we used the internet in Ephraim.

So does anyone else have any other suggestions at how we could be one and the same? Maybe bribing aliens into posting on the board?

[yellow m&m]

Other options:

You have an iPhone, and can access internet while driving.
You didn't really go to Ephrum, but bribed the homeless guy to drive your sister down for you. Then faked the texts.
This is all a dream, and therefore really can be in two places at once.

[D'artagnan]

... Right. I see how it is, fine go ahead; mock me. I think... I think I'll just mope in this corner here...

[bobtheenchantedone]

... Right. I see how it is, fine go ahead; mock me. I think... I think I'll just mope in this corner here...

Oh, you're just trying to get attention now, aren't you, mate. No one was mocking you.

Penguin.

(And I mean that in a very caring way.)

[D'artagnan]

... Right. I see how it is, fine go ahead; mock me. I think... I think I'll just mope in this corner here...

Oh, you're just trying to get attention now, aren't you, mate. No one was mocking you.

Penguin.

(And I mean that in a very caring way.)

Penguin?

[bobtheenchantedone]

... Right. I see how it is, fine go ahead; mock me. I think... I think I'll just mope in this corner here...

Oh, you're just trying to get attention now, aren't you, mate. No one was mocking you.

Penguin.

(And I mean that in a very caring way.)

Penguin?

Aye. I use that as both an insult and a term of endearment. It was an insult here, though as I said, a caring one.

[D'artagnan]

Aye. I use that as both an insult and a term of endearment. It was an insult here, though as I said, a caring one.

Wow. I already have a pet name? Umm...

Toady! Or Giraffe, take your pick.

There is mine for you.