Randomness 4, Randomness Rebooted

Nanti-SARRMM · Post by **Nanti-SARRMM** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:43 pm

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Yes. Instead of the band of Gadianton, we will be the band of Giovanni!

You know... it's not much of a secret combination if everyone knows about it.

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:53 pm

Oops... Oh well. Secret combinations are still fun, even if they're not really secret.

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:25 pm

Dear bob,

Back to me trying to guess your name. Does it start with H?

Yours truly,
Gio

Nanti-SARRMM · Post by **Nanti-SARRMM** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:26 pm

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Dear bob,

Back to me trying to guess your name. Does it start with H?

Yours truly,
Gio

Her first name does not start with H. Sorry mate.

Nanti-SARRMM · Post by **Nanti-SARRMM** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:44 pm

Mud pies are totally made of 100% artificial cow.

The only good mouse worth killing is a mousketeer.

Come over to the side of evil, we have pie. the pie is also evil.

Lord Chaos, bless this unholy lair of darkness.

What is 2 + 2? Cantelope!

Leeerrooooooy!

You look like a good pair of moccasins.

The laws of thermodynamics clearly don't work here. If they had, we would have imploded by now. Several times, had we just not reminded the universe how it's supposed to work. Oops.

You look like the fourth of July! It makes me want a hot dog real bad.

Evil, fun for the whole family now.

"Arr! Piracy be steeped in the democratic process. The Crew says what they wants to do, then we do what I wants to do because I gots the power what be veto." "This 'Veto', it's a plank, isn't it?" "Aye!"

How do you get 200 hundred Canadians to get out of the pool? Say, "please get out of the pool"

What's a Canadian?

Ninja added:

Evil: Kids know how to to do it
Adult tyrants and despots need to rediscover it.

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:01 pm

Mwahahaha! Now I know yet another board writers real life name! I'm winning! People that know my name: 3. People whose names I know: 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... (some of those are repeats because of fake 'nyms, but that's okay. Right?) I should say, eight at least.

Darth Fedora · Post by **Darth Fedora** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:09 pm

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Mwahahaha! Now I know yet another board writers real life name! I'm winning! People that know my name: 3. People whose names I know: 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... (some of those are repeats because of fake 'nyms, but that's okay. Right?) I should say, eight at least.

Uh, I'm pretty sure everyone who reads the mb knows your name now...did you sign it on purpose on the previous page?

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:25 pm

Wow... That was pretty smooth of me. I'm not gonna lie. I really like how you pointed it out to everyone for me though. Thanks.

Edit: What? I don't know what you're talking about Darthj Fedora.

Nanti-SARRMM · Post by **Nanti-SARRMM** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 7:34 am

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:Mwahahaha! Now I know yet another board writers real life name! I'm winning! People that know my name: 3. People whose names I know: 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... (some of those are repeats because of fake 'nyms, but that's okay. Right?) I should say, eight at least.

Hey, uh, just so you know, so you're not caught off guard when they tell you this, but some writers, if not most, don't like when people stalk them. Just thought I'd point that out, as one them told me that a while ago, and basically told me to get a life rather than spend my free time trying to figure out their actual names.

Darth Fedora · Post by **Darth Fedora** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:02 am

Well, I thought you might have been making a point or something.
"Hey, bob, I am willing to reveal my name on here for all to see. Now will you tell me the first letter of your name?"

Nanti-SARRMM · Post by **Nanti-SARRMM** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:07 am

Darth Fedora wrote:Well, I thought you might have been making a point or something.
"Hey, bob, I am willing to reveal my name on here for all to see. Now will you tell me the first letter of your name?"

Oh, Giovanni, if that is the case I can help you out there. Bob's name starts with an A, followed by an n, o, another n, y, m, the letter o and u and finally s.

Ok, I know. That is shameful of me. Here is her real name, and you may just be surprised.

M

I

C

K

E

Y

M

O

U

S

E

xkcd *** · Post by xkcd *** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:20 pm

I just passed my first Room Check!!!

Alright!

I also bought the last Arabic Book of Mormon.

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:06 pm

It's not that I seek out people's real life names, it's just that I happen upon them. Like yours. Or Chilly's. Or some other people's. Yeah. Oh, and my two writers, whose nyms I won't post on this forum.

Unit of Energy · Post by **Unit of Energy** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:13 pm

I have never gone out of my way to discover a writer's identity. I did discover one, but that was entirely by chance.

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:18 pm

Basically, on Google reader it recommends blogs that people whose blogs you read read, or something like that (maybe it's people that read the blogs you read read?). So I read a writer's blog, and then I read another blog, then stuff happened and I realized who a certain writer was. The story was about the same for the other writer I found out.

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 7:22 pm

I came up with an almost suitable nickname for my retarded English teacher. Henceforth and forever, she is to only be known as the friggin' gaffmeister. I apologize if I offended anyone by saying friggin', but that is part of her nickname. (Her last name is Gaffney, hence the nickname.)

Fredjikrang · Post by **Fredjikrang** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:44 pm

Unit of Energy wrote:I have never gone out of my way to discover a writer's identity. I did discover one, but that was entirely by chance.

Yeah, this is pretty much how it has been for me. It helped that I hung out at a couple Board booths, but if someone didn't want to tell me their name or 'nym, I left it at that. I never tried to find out someone's name. I did find out quite a few names though. Mostly because I already had some relation to the writer, such as being friends with their brother, or things like that.

Nanti-SARRMM · Post by **Nanti-SARRMM** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:44 am

Giovanni Schwartz wrote:I came up with an almost suitable nickname for my retarded English teacher. Henceforth and forever, she is to only be known as the friggin' gaffmeister. I apologize if I offended anyone by saying friggin', but that is part of her nickname. (Her last name is Gaffney, hence the nickname.)

I am offended that you are using gaff. Samwise wouldn't want you to use his old gaffer's name in vain. Come now Gio.

Nanti-SARRMM · Post by **Nanti-SARRMM** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:14 am

In other news, the soviets are planning to blow up our museums. Luckily a secret agent was on the case.

Giovanni Schwartz · Post by **Giovanni Schwartz** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:56 pm

Wow... You don't come around for one day, and you miss an intense battle to the death or administrators.. .whatever the case may be.

Humor will not be tolerated!! -Portia

Randomness 4, Randomness Rebooted

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