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bismark wrote:i am trying to convince yellow to put this[1] on a tshirt. any buyers?

[1]http://bp0.blogger.com/_AQxbwQqtoSw/R0X ... rkisms.jpg
As long as the bag stays on over your head, I wouldn't mind wearing it (o:
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chilly, you love my face and you know it.
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I don't love your face.
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Giovanni Schwartz wrote:I don't love your face.
I am sure that can be fixed through some specialized training...

You should hear his voice though. Once you hear it, you wont know what to do. It's like waiting to hear the choir of angels, but instead of all tenors and high voices, the one deep base comes out and stuns you with the pitch of his voice, and all you can think is "That voice is made of pure awesome."

Nope... that doesn't sound awkward. Not at all...
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Nanti-SARRMM wrote:
Giovanni Schwartz wrote:I don't love your face.
I am sure that can be fixed through some specialized training...

You should hear his voice though. Once you hear it, you wont know what to do. It's like waiting to hear the choir of angels, but instead of all tenors and high voices, the one deep base comes out and stuns you with the pitch of his voice, and all you can think is "That voice is made of pure awesome."

Nope... that doesn't sound awkward. Not at all...
Are you.... hitting on Bismark?
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361 wrote: Are you.... hitting on Bismark?
I think a better question would be, why aren't more people hitting on him? In fact, I notice you haven't done so yet. Why is that?
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bismark wrote:chilly, you love my face and you know it.
Dear bismark,

I want you.

Please be mine.

Love and kisses for always,

~Chilly
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whoever flirts with me the most will get a free tshirt with my poster on it! (assuming of course yellow decides to make such a shirt and that he is willing to use board money to pay for the shirt and give it to you for free)
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bismark wrote:whoever flirts with me the most will get a free tshirt with my poster on it! (assuming of course yellow decides to make such a shirt and that he is willing to use board money to pay for the shirt and give it to you for free)
I would, but Chilly already set the bar. If I aimed any higher, I would have to talk to my bishop about that.

Well how about that bismark, you make me want to talk to my bishop. :lol:
Way to go.
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Dear bismark is cute enough, aye, but I'm afraid I'm already flirting with far too many people. I would hate to start using the wrong names...
The Epistler was quite honestly knocked on her ethereal behind by the sheer logic of this.
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dearest bismark,

*insert witty, flirty comment here*

*touches elbow*

:wink:

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Lol! You people are all crazy! :D
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Fredjikrang wrote:Lol! You people are all crazy! :D
Would you like some loving too Fred?
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Fredjikrang wrote:Lol! You people are all crazy! :D
You... sound like sqrt.

STOP THAT.
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hey, bismark, if i do an *elbow clasp* will it win your heart forever?

Sadly, I don't remember the characters for kissu shite.
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Hey bizzy boy... :wink: French is the most romantic language, no? Courtesy of my besty google translate: Je t'aime, Bismark cher. Allez-vous me marier? *pouffer de rire*

And bob! Don't be hatin'! :lol:
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Bob, if I had sounded like sqrt, I obviously would have used a different emoticon. ;D
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bismark wrote:whoever flirts with me the most will get a free tshirt with my poster on it! (assuming of course yellow decides to make such a shirt and that he is willing to use board money to pay for the shirt and give it to you for free)
Like these?
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I think this one is more apt.

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