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[thebigcheese]

Every cell in my body knows the church is true. Except this one right here on the bottom left of my spleen. But we're all working hard to convert it.

[C is for]

I owe it all to my amazing technicolor coat.

[C is for]

Those crafty Communists had found out I was Mormon!

(the real one.)

[Dead Cat]

Those crafty Communists had found out I was Mormon!

(the real one.)

Who's the "real one"? Craig? Communists? Mormon?

[C is for]

Who d'ya think? It was the real Craig Jessop.

Edit: on a side note, the reminder text we got said that Craig Jessop's choir was going to come, and I was confused for a minute. I'm very familiar with the American Festival Chorus, but to call it that really threw me for a loop and I was like, Craig doesn't have his own choir! And he lives in Provo! So...yeah. That's my story.

[Hypatia]

Guys, we really need a new title bar quote. C'mon, someone has said something funny at some point in time! Put your noggins together and come up with something that doesn't scream, "Hypatia practices witchcraft! Someone call the HCO!!!"

[Dead Cat]

You can't go giving out hate like pretzels.

[Dragon Lady]

"Few people who go through life come out of it alive." —Foster W. Cline

[Marduk]

Therefore, men should wear dresses.

[Craig Jessop]

"It bothers me when people come in mini-dresses to church. Or shirts with holes in them. Or hooker shoes."

-Imogen

[thebigcheese]

Is he attractive? Yes. Am I attractive? Well, I am a Board writer.

[Digit]

I thought this was funny:

Catch-and-release, that's like running down pedestrians in your car and then, when they get up and limp away, saying -- Off you go! That's fine. I just wanted to see if I could hit you. -Ellen DeGeneres

[Indefinite Integral]

So basically what we're saying is that Marduk likes to eat women.

[Dead Cat]

Owning two FamilySearch shirts does not make me a genealogist.

[Rifka]

"What are men to rocks and mountains?"
--Elizabeth Bennett (Pride and Prejudice)

[krebscout]

MY crazy roommate peed on my bed!

[Dragon Lady]

Man, I totally forgot to play rapture the rag at my rapture party tonight. Oh well. I didn't know the rules, anyway.

[Portia]

"P.S. Another possibility: Both numbers are made up. The LDS Church just started writing 12345 and threw a couple extra digits on the end, and Mexico just started writing pi and then did the same." -Chachi

brilliant

[Rifka]

" The movies weren't romantic; we were." --Overheard@BYU

[C is for]

I had a dream that Mitt Romney tricked me into eating gluten. I'm so not voting for him.
--NerdGirl