The Bread Lady

[Defy V]

Oh, the bread lady. She has brought so much joy to my life. She has a newspaper article taped to her container with all the bread in it about a mom (presumably her) who wants to visit her kids in Ohio, so she must be legitimate.

In the past I had roommates who basically paid her to get rid of her. One time shortly after I got married she came to my apartment, and I did not want to give her any money. Luckily, I had just made zucchini bread and so when she asked for money, I said, "No, we're on a tight budget. But I just made zucchini bread, and you can have that!"

She looked at me like I was an idiot and left. I have never seen her since.

[C is for]

And remember how you promised both me and Craig that you'd be her for Halloween?

[Craig Jessop]

Yeah... I remember that. What happened?

[Whistler]

I know a lady like this. Not sure if she'd go off selling bread but I wouldn't put it past her.

[Defy V]

Yeah... I remember that. What happened?

I . . . decided it wouldn't be very nice. So I chickened out.

[mic0]

Guys... I don't want to say too much... but let's just say, you haven't heard the end of the Bread Lady on the Board.

edit: well, maybe. Too soon to say. Keepin' it mysterious.