mb title bar nominations

[Portia]

For best results, read in a Stephen Colbert voice -Zed

So applicable to everything!

[Portia]

Get her on a mission, quick! Then she'll be safe from those 18 year old, marriage hungry BYU freshman boys! -S.A.M.

[Portia]

Besides, he's 18. -Zed
Says the girl who's 19. -Craig

[S.A.M.]

Congratulations! You are a normally functioning human being!

[S.A.M.]

There's no need for what you do know to be held hostage by what you don't know.

[S.A.M.]

You are so much more than the worst thing you’ve ever done.

http://ellabakercenter.org/blog/2012/08 ... -ever-done

[Katya]

You are so much more than the worst thing you’ve ever done.

http://ellabakercenter.org/blog/2012/08 ... -ever-done

Aww, I love Father Boyle.

[S.A.M.]

My one successful relationship was built on a foundation of bribery and coercion.

[S.A.M.]

I just don't understand why the deceased are voting Democrat. ... everyone knows the undead vote Republican.

Special nomination for election week!

[S.A.M.]

Remember who you are! and don't let it get you down!

[Portia]

That is the golden mean, in my mind. To stay in touch with reality, but to find that bright side of it at the same time--the real one, not one you have to create out of a fantasy land. ---me

[Portia]

"If you can't drink vodka, you're not free!" - Emiliana

[Portia]

"Obamacare will bring this country down, I'm moving somewhere with a universal health care system!" - Outraged American Conservative via Zed

[Portia]

I guess reconciling the breakdown in physics and thermodynamics inside of black holes, devising mathematical proofs to substantiate your theories in your head because a neuron disorder has made it impossible to hold a pen or piece of chalk in your hand since you were 21, and fathering modern quantum physics is all pretty substandard these days.

--Gimgimno

(Best answer in months.)

[C is for]

I guess reconciling the breakdown in physics and thermodynamics inside of black holes, devising mathematical proofs to substantiate your theories in your head because a neuron disorder has made it impossible to hold a pen or piece of chalk in your hand since you were 21, and fathering modern quantum physics is all pretty substandard these days.

--Gimgimno

(Best answer in months.)

way too long. if you actually want it as title bar nomination, better make some cuts

[Portia]

Do I look like a current writer, editor, or mod? I leave that task to the reader.

[Zedability]

Fathering modern quantum physics is all pretty substandard these days.

[Portia]

You've been throttled. -byu.edu

[Zedability]

All I'm saying is that if Jack Bauer needs 24 hours to dispatch many dozens of terrorists, then clearly, just two meals is not enough time for you to starve a blessing out of the Lord

http://theboard.byu.edu/questions/47631/

[krebscout]

Don't ask him out until you can see the whites of his eyes!